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And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…

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Data Management Librarian by day, wine-swilling she-demon by night. Intellectual freedom is a human right. Books save lives. PNW-grown. I am a goddamn delight.

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I’m a little tea pot.

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Tried sitting on the sidelines and became an activist. Expert at getting into horrible relationships with alcoholics!

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History buff that doesn’t like what he sees in the world at large Loves learning what I don’t know - an endless task. Especially space, science, and nature D&D Dungeon Master since forever. Let’s roll! GO STEELERS

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Waiting for the edibles to kick in… 44 | Denver | Vinyl nerd

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I say things that are not to everyone's taste and I pick my nose

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