I will continue shitting in American mouths until Greenland annexation support is at an appropriate level globally
17.01.2026 20:46
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I will continue shitting in American mouths until Greenland annexation support is at an appropriate level globally
Pizza would have been cool too but hey you're home!
Reading your posts in a cockney accent
You sound so stupid
Saw a kangaroo and her joey. Was good. Would recommend.
That's a cool ass experience bruv
Was it the body or the spirit that broke first
Do it again
You know when you have the best jokes but you only know it because of that loving fist to chest bump and head shake
Share your random thoughts on Internet you will yes
Please tell me this is a pizza euphemism yes
Ladies and gents
It's Tuesday
Snorlax should be a starter Pokémon.
Gotta get the matching orders... Obviously
I have just been LIED to.
I bought a dozen mandarin oranges, and these are for sure tangerines.
WTF.
Is nothing sacred?!
We should call it Teams face
Patrick Star with long shiny nails, eye lashes, and big lippies. He lookin sassy
when I'm typing a message but then I see you started typing a message
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
How I Met Your Mother is Friends for millennials
Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
Bro it comes in a 90 day supply
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
I'm pro-choice because I believe women should be able to choose which starter Pokémon they can use.
Keep listening to your ai god, the golden times are just around the corner!
Gilded you say? Pip pip, jolly good
getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
He plays a great corpse
That would explain the guy blasting through my neighborhood at 60 every night
