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Macro photograph of an abalone shell

Cosmic Womb
Macro photograph of an abalone shell
#278 taken 7:12 pm
#photography #art #abstract

Used a meat thermometer to check my temperature. I think I hit a lung.

gazed into the abyss and got left on read

are those goldfish even flavor blasted, bro

9am, time for me to punch in for my shift at the sleepy guy factory

the feet should build the stairs, not the hands

Hangry hippos, stampeding for the river but taking the scenic route for maximum carnage.

Down to smoke and ersatz calculations.

Not now, Babe. I've got to gulp down this tangy psyllium husk before it gels.

don’t worry we’ll build you a new turtle shell even grander than your last

I'm not built for endurance, I'm built for being a sleepy lil guy

A little doodling before bedtime. I’m way out of practice. #watercolor

When Michelangelo got too old to care for himself, his kids put him in Asistine living.

not to brag but I can tie a cherry stem using only my cherry stem tying machine

Me on dates: "Did you know medieval people bathed, vikings didn't have horns on their helmets, Hugo Boss didn't design the Nazi uniforms, the beaked plague doctor mask didn't exist during the Black Death, Moors didn't introduce soap to Europe, Napoleon didn't shoot the nose..."

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True true 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️😄

Same 😄🧠

a man sitting on the floor looking into a red box Alt: a man sitting looking into a wooden box with a look of wow

Me, looking into my secret trove of jokes that I can never ever share because they are too messed up.

Some shots at the barn from last year.

Do you ever not think?

B&W photo of a woman putting her left arm into a convoluted exercise contraption.

An elaborate system of precisely balanced gears and pulleys ensures that your exercise regimen will return optimum results.

Getting really flustered during battle because my sword makes a flirty little "ooh!" sound instead of a "clang" every time it hits another sword.

First time I saw The Apprentice, I thought, "Hopefully someday I will be informed of this man's every bruise or skin condition."

The asparagus has been eating you

What does it mean when your pee smells normal but it tastes like asparagus

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

ALT:

Guess I thought this was important enough to keep in my drafts. Now it's time for it to shine...roll round and round.

Once you hit the 30’s threshold you begin casserole maxxing

Nice disruption homie