presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️

zucchini tots r bomb

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

yes please tots*

ohhhh with au jus tots

french dip sandwich tots

churro tots

this website has the juice*

*Tater Kegs

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wait

👉🏻🤣👉🏻

Leonard Bernstain*

if you don’t learn from billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire,’ you’re doomed to repeat billy joel’s ‘we didn’t start the fire’

a man is sitting at a table with a blue background and says `` you fool '' . Alt: a man is sitting at a table with a blue background and says `` you fool '' . gilbert gottfried on hollywood squares. if you haven’t seen this bit, holy shit go fix that

ME: okay bebé, diaper change complete. let’s put your pants back on

BEBÉ:

a side of snip-tots

*takes drag of bubble pipe* A HOSTESS HO HO IS A SWISS ROLL TOT

i’m just excited to be here 🙋🏻‍♂️

it’s not NOT a tot

you had me at “tot but larger” and then you somehow made it better

tottery class 👉🏻🤣👉🏻

broccoli tots are an affront to decency

do cannibals… actually never mind

tim asking the real questions

Is a marshmallow a sugar tater tot?

la croix tots

how’s this taste, bud? *punches you*

spaghetti and meattots

meatballs are basically tots

inventing time travel to cook meatballs faster

Hmm

Carrots could tot
Most root vegetables seem tottable

Less so leafy greens and gourds

Maybe asparagus? Idk

i’m sorry for your loss*

*of tastebuds