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Dougley

@dougley.com

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editing my old messages call that revisionist history

10.03.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"hey computer" and its amazon ec2 shape c8id.16xlarge in us-east-1 😭😭😭😭

03.03.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why pay for datadog if you can grep your logs for free

15.02.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

announcing i gave up on this endeavor after macOS threw a tantrum about my PC style peripherals

10.02.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

your window manager is xorgslop mine is waylandgem

08.02.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

coding is SO much more fun when i dont have to worry about time complexity let me write O(n!) code in peace heathen

05.02.2026 13:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Snapchat highlighting the "show me ads" button must be the evilest dark pattern ever

04.02.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i be like "dont forget to do the thing!" the whole day then sit down to do said thing and forget what it was

02.02.2026 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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chatrooom if i may have your attention please

i got unreal in fortnite

27.01.2026 20:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

closed out of an ordering process because they forced me to make an account

you will get nothing good day sir

24.01.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i had to log into a gov website today and immediately clocked their login system as better-auth with keycloak as the idp

24.01.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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easy life hack!

23.01.2026 18:39 👍 717 🔁 166 💬 11 📌 1

only a few more years of training on all the traffic of the entire internet til googles chatgpt clone recommends its pussy in google results

22.01.2026 16:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

aliexpress shipment cancelled after 3 weeks cool awesome very good

20.01.2026 22:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they did what at ane

what do you mean in the corner of the showfloor

19.01.2026 11:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

im 🤏 this close to switching to macOS as my daily driver, still not about gaming

18.01.2026 16:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

im SO tired of marketplace slop if i go to amazon i want to by from AMAZON and not chinadropshippingcompany dot com via amazon

17.01.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i deleted animal crossing off my switch like 2 years ago and now i want to play it again with the new update but apparently the fucking cloud save doesn't work with acnh and the backup service only stores your data for 6 months fuck this game

16.01.2026 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ordered food with too tight of a deadline so now I'm just sitting anxiously in a restaurant

24.11.2025 16:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people in the group chat said i cant live tweet to them anymore 🥀

04.11.2025 00:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i write my commit descriptions purely based off how i feel that day
one time it's "small fixes" (50000 lines changed)
one time it's "chore: update deps" (just lockfile updates)
you can never know beforehand

27.10.2025 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

idk who thinks of the soundtrack for porn but who thought of Darude Sandstorm

19.10.2025 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you get dms from me it's 100% real and authentic you should send me all your money and buy my cryptocurrency thanks in advance

05.10.2025 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

making a starr stack in my head is super easy because everything fits together perfectly and then i click deploy and nothing works

23.08.2025 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

after twink death you CAN go thru your bara rebirth phase

11.08.2025 21:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
twitter screenshot showing a timeline that's all "Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until ecks estimates your age"

twitter screenshot showing a timeline that's all "Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until ecks estimates your age"

huge fan of this new ecks dot com experience

30.07.2025 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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finally redesigned my fuckn website yeahhhh!!!!
dougley.com :D

14.07.2025 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

snapchat is the most cringe app known to man what do you mean you're autoplaying hoes with their tits out while selling me digital clothes for my avatar

26.06.2025 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

beware the ios developer beta cycle:
- regular people installing unstable software
- said people complaining unstable software is unstable

10.06.2025 11:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what do people even use servers for. installed nextcloud and im already out of ideas

25.05.2025 22:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0