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@duolingobrasil.com.br Duolingo friend streak invites have been broken for ages

AM HUSBAND

Best massage of my entire life and can you believe for the first time I have insurance covering it?

watching hasan im so libbed up tonight

Had to pick up poop with a leaf today

Welp. I’m showing @christieskylar.bsky.social The Andy Milonknokis Show. Which I’m learning was my textbook for how to become a troll

I love Montreal so much. Holy shit

“Having Canadian healthcare gets you a good belly button.”

Hissing at wasps to make them go away

Get yourself a wife that expresses your dog’s anal glands

The superior KC: 1

Femme androgynous gal boy

Smells like paint and dog farts

Immaculate vibes

A single beer can make me feel tipsy. That’s how little I drink nowadays. I’m happy because I rarely drink and literally I can’t stomach alcohol these days but also I’m baby 🥺

Teeth are not bones. Wtf

Just remembered Nurse Chapel was in my dream last night. Recently started watching Strange New Worlds. Oop- I have crush

Sat down at 8pm with two sets of meeting notes. Took it from scrambled bullet points to a clear project breakdown into a client-facing proposal by 11. Literally would not have had the energy to get that done and as quickly without AI tools.

Gonna be vibinggggg

Installing VS Code and Cursor watch out world

I think the biggest thing I’m struggling to grasp is the realization that humanity will not get better in my lifetime, but worse.

NOT THE TRANSGENDER PLANTS!!

Democratic politicians being constant losers may be more upsetting than the literal Republican nazis. Silence is complicity. You guys can’t even bother to do the bare minimum.

I am enjoying a FAT piece of trash cake way too close to bedtime but I’ve been working hard so I’m TREATING MYSELF

Cc: @yuuie.bsky.social

Omg I found a bunch of old essays I had written in high school and college- It’s fascinating to look back and see my brain worked pretty much the same. Logical 🤖 thinker 🤖

Organize.

Of course he’s a rus plant. We are so screwed

Find light. It’s out there and closer than you think.

The smallest gesture can make someone’s day.

We are so deeply and unbelievably fucked in levels we may not come back from in our lifetime. Fight for the future. But also don’t forget to breathe

I would prefer modded on the Steam Deck but whaddya know I don't have a Steam Deck