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JAG says it’s legal, but stupid.

@jagsaysstupid

Former JAG. I do not suffer fools lightly. It’s a feature, not a bug. I can tell you the truth, but I can’t understand it for you.

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Because Charlie Kirk gave his life for America and all those suckers and losers did was oh wait

06.03.2026 08:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As we called it in Germany, The Magen Wagon.

05.03.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fucking love tacos.

05.03.2026 15:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

I once called Patricia Arquette a bitch after she followed me home to yell at me.

05.03.2026 13:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The beauty of some cities is only enhanced by an envelopment of fog and mist. I do not find Baltimore to be among them.

05.03.2026 13:26 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

No comment at press time.

05.03.2026 03:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That was a fun show.

05.03.2026 03:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wore my hat with my avatar embroidered today

05.03.2026 03:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Looking at this hardwood floor and wondering if the shift from leather soles to rubber and synthetic an has prolonged the life of wood floors.

04.03.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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You should send this to your nemesis periodically.

04.03.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Walked through the Peabody library at John’s Hopkins yesterday and thought how much you’d love it. So many English reports, parliament debates, etc.

04.03.2026 13:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How I arrived on Bluesky.

04.03.2026 13:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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A lovely public space.

04.03.2026 04:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Inquiring minds want to know.

04.03.2026 01:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Narrows that down.

04.03.2026 00:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aha!

03.03.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we could just get them to line up on a highway….

03.03.2026 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poasting.

03.03.2026 19:48 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hmmm. Seems like you’d just watch that water-filled trench for a boat to appear.

03.03.2026 19:48 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep. Sleepy time!!

03.03.2026 17:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So uhhhhhh why does it take 2.5 hours going but 6 hours returning?

03.03.2026 17:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How many wheelbarrows will we need to buy bread?

03.03.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems suboptimal.

03.03.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And sometimes it’s better to just be quiet.

02.03.2026 19:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I enjoyed taking screenshots of priceless apes.

02.03.2026 19:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nom, Ore Wars!

02.03.2026 17:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump as Boss Hogg.

02.03.2026 16:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The spirit of DIY in one sentence. “I thought it would look better than it does.”

02.03.2026 16:13 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The spirit of DIY in one sentence. “I thought it would look better than it does.”

02.03.2026 15:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0