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Michal Migurski

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Oakland, Maps, Bikes, etc. Also @migurski@mastodon.social and formerly @migurski on the birdsite.

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I wonder if you could update The West Wing for 2026 by adding a laugh track.

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

>>> dir()
['sword', 'shield', 'bag_of_holding']

06.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the REPL? Yeah for sure

06.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly, just let your Mac Mini do it

06.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just do a PR to all the major vendors!

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It used to be a joke that β€œPython is just executable pseudocode” and now I want to take that more seriously?

Earlier this week I was tinkering with using a working Python Lambda function as a reference implementation for a one-shotted C++ version and got decent results when I stuck to the stdlib

06.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou're telling me a slur filled this chat?”

06.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They apparently say β€œgumband”

06.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So cool! One of the browser makers should really make text/markdown a first-class content type

06.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At least they know the name of the Good Place

06.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@kerithburke.bsky.social get the rest of those goofs off the Bad Place

06.03.2026 04:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good first half from Scrub Nation πŸ€ #dubnation

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: remind me about this email

AI: hey check out this email

06.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring

05.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Webster’s Dictionary defines shield as β€œa device or part that serves as a protective cover or barrier”

05.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*finger curls on monkeys paw*

05.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMakesβ€œ β€œjuice”

05.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perimeter defense

05.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it when people do this, no way our dog would stand for it though

05.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof, sorry to hear it, glad you’re posting about it

05.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More

05.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting

Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom.

Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry.

By Isaac Chotiner
March 4, 2026

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me.

I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are.

Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train.

I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015?

If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2468 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14

A Distant Mirror by Barbara Tuchman

Drop Of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett

04.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Political correctness is out of control

04.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More!

04.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Cloyne was *cool* though?

04.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Weeknotes, 2026W08: Technical Notes on PlanScore Scenarios We just launched a major update to PlanScore, a new scenario adjustment tool to make it easy to change, view, and share potential outcomes…

We made a big addition to PlanScore this week: a scenario adjustment tool to change, view, and share outcomes for district plans. I wrote up a short summary of the technical changes we made, and link from there to a wider review of the politics that motivate the work:

medium.com/@michalmigur...

03.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Telegraph Ave at 43rd Street

03.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re called vizzini

03.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A fine replacement for the previous Klay Thompson mural!

03.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0