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this guy is butchering peter frampton and literally going “meow meow neoooow” to mimic the guitar

look, I don’t want to hear live music when i’m eating and/or drinking

can confirm. all the guys my husband works with drive huge $90k pickups and some of them live over an hour away

I can’t keep up with him anymore

let’s talk about deflation next

literally the only patreon I pay for. I’ve been a @seanbaby.bsky.social fan since the 90s and it seems only fair to finally pay him for it

really debating telling my husband about this

yeah you know why that guy is an ugly shlub? jews

you put anything in those jawns or just blondie

ding fucking dong, witch. I hope you spend eternity getting your organs ripped out by dogs

my grandfather fought the desert fox in WWII and I didn’t even know he was in the army until he died

well if joe rogan said it

made the best risotto of my life tonight, gonna be hard to live up to this

these people will believe any fucking thing won’t they

And he was dating ~starlets~

if they were serious about fooling people with AI, they’d give the bots shitty grammar and bad spelling

desperate need for dog foster parents in Baltimore 😔

well if they’re going to hit israel 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

also you can use your FSA to buy one

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

man I miss Digg

I’ll take performative over “absolutely fuck all”

or 8 months early

yeah it just isn’t fun anymore, that’s a great way to put it. and skincare/makeup has gotten so ridiculously expensive it’s hard to justify

please nerd away

when you treat addiction like a moral failing, why bother caring about them

shockingly underrated movie

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

all three skating in a line, Matthews and Tkachuk both have USA flags on their shoulders

Matthews, Werenski, and Tkachuk taking a skate with Johnny Gaudreau's USA jersey

not team usa bringing the #13 jersey to the medal ceremony 😔🥹