y’all are never beating the allegations
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y’all are never beating the allegations
now i can stop ignoring his inappropriate messages to me too
premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.s... • 1h save me, handful of emergency hard candy. you're my only hope. 3 18 Brandon @sportsmaninlife.bsky.social Was this what you were channeling? This is where I immediately went to. GIF 3:02 PM • Mar 6, 2026 Help me, Ob-War Kenadi You te my any haps?
had enough today. here catch a block.
good plan tbh
no, not just the one. but just the one i will be imbibing this evening.
there’s a 25mg guys root beer waiting on me at home if i can make it through this day
have to bring your own boots to army now, smh
yeah but
I feel confident that $5 gas will break people’s brains in a way that most of us haven’t seen in our lifetime
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
save me, handful of emergency hard candy. you’re my only hope.
Hey I really need help!
"I'm Legolas's cousin, and my visitation rights were just cut off" I say with a smirk as the GQ photographer urges me to undo one more button
Good.
This is appropriate. The reason those are licensed professions is that we recognize the danger of letting an untrained human dispense legal or medical advice.
That danger does not disappear when the advice is dispensed by an LLM. In fact, the danger multiplies
Photo of a fluffy tabby and white cat in a cat carrier, with a little pink nose and alert green eyes.
🚨 URGENT! 🚨 Marcy needs your help!
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When some amazing rescuers scooped this fluffy, friendly cat up from a Baltimore alley yesterday, they thought she was just really pregnant. But it soon became clear that something was very, very wrong… 1/6
benjamin netanyahu: kamala i just bombed iran. youre now at war with iran
A high-contrast, near black & white image of skyscrapers seemingly floating in the sky thanks to fog surrounding them. On the left is the Sears Tower, on the right is the crown of 311 S Wacker amongst the Chicago skyline
Today's weather is super moody
the english upper class
Bad Mood: ACTIVATED
y’all love to tee hee about cum and jizz all fucking day like high school freshmen, well SOME PEOPLE (me) think that’s fucking nasty and gross. you do you, but i think you’re fucking filthy.
especially the fucking disgusting ones. i’m blocking the next person i see post it.
stop posting grok screenshots. go back to the shithole if that’s what you want to see.
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
💜💜💜
the ONLY way we caught this without them calling next week and being like ‘hey what the fuck’ is that i am PERSONALLY well-versed in all of our dozens of patients names.
‘we’re going to miss things. we’re going to miss things. we’re going to miss things’
missed something really important!!! now we get to try to fix it on the backend and guess what, i’m mad.
thing i’ve been worried about happening is happening, i’ve been warning about it for a year and been ignored, and guess what NOW it’s a fucking problem
The Wachowski sisters: "Why didn't we think of that?"
The U.S. government just started a war to bring about the rapture. I'm not sure how they could be more in power.
