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dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest, medium-tall

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also a classic lol

07.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can check

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a 17 year old just got Aaron Judge to hit into a double play.

07.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

*fart noise*

07.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bases loaded for Judge, you say?

07.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i worked nights for 18 months after the pandemic and it broke my brain in weird ways, they tried to get me to do weekend option and i refused. that’s was always fun lol when you want dinner but it’s 8am

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that is my destination, yes

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peyton Manning peaked in the β€˜cut that meat!’ commercial, been downhill ever since

07.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you only get half the weekend that way, what’s the equivalent, monday morning? no thanks

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

three years of that before i could nope out to days

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the worst part about working evenings when i got out of school was never having a friday night, ever

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

quick swing your ponytail

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CAPOEIRA

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

BRASIL

07.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

turn on, tune in, drop out

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no sir we are not

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
guys 25mg root beer

guys 25mg root beer

we made it

07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

β€˜i’m stupid and i’m proud of it’ yeah we know

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Americans haven't won a war since Korea, they should be used to it by now.
Return of the Cmo... @cmon... β€’ 16m
I don't know if Americans are prepared to see us lose a war with Iran

Americans haven't won a war since Korea, they should be used to it by now. Return of the Cmo... @cmon... β€’ 16m I don't know if Americans are prepared to see us lose a war with Iran

Not sure how else to say this other than we didn’t win the Korean War

07.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

thank you, yes

07.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of my favorite movies, not a joke

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

most of it

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good

07.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

would send this to my sister if she didn’t hate my guts

06.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

freezer coconut shrimp tonight, queen?

06.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Now this might strike some readers as harsh, but........

06.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mama say stoppa or i’m gonna tella papa

06.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with politicians and cops is that pretty much all of the people who want to be cops and politicians are dirtbags.

06.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1