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My solution for Palestine is to move it to Syria
Sorry Reuters you’ve already been scooped by No Shit Magazine
Kansas City would be more appropriate, but I’ll take it!
Never surprised, but always disgusted.
Does he have to dress like a chef all the time everywhere he goes, like the Mandalorian of gastronomy
This shows the sort of data that Proton Mail, which prides itself both on end-to-end encryption and that it's only governed by Swiss privacy law, can provide to third parties. In this case, the FBI. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Scoop by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/proton-mail-...
Maybe my favorite Pearl Jam song
I'm imagining how a Texan would pronounce "klobasnek" and it probably wouldn't be pretty
Ultimately I stopped caring what they called them so long as they were available and delicious. Choosing my battles I guess 🤷♂️
That's not a grocery store that's a food prison
Well fwiw they call *these* kolaches in Texas too.
Wasting a Buick Grand National like that is just rude though
Boston Tea Party 2: they will drown this man in iced coffee and name a donut after his corpse. It’ll have a gummi worm in the middle.
What more terrifying creature there is than a tick, whose bite you notice too late, whose diseases draw images in your mind so primal and ancient, you unravel from the inside?
#HorrorWritersChat
Truly. And I think she just doesn’t realize, honestly. “Oh honey, you’re a socialist. C’mere”
A friend just posted something on IG about being a “raging liberal” and…I don’t have the heart to tell her
You’re not a liberal
Or you’re not raging hard enough
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I’m not gonna tell your NGL l have a crush on you cuz girl you already know
Just building a ten lane highway along the fecal-oral route.
I’m not familiar with this particular aspect of Canadian politics…is this sort of thing new?
As a millennial every year of my adult life has felt like Tetris when everything starts speeding up and getting more stressful
As a millennial every year of my adult life has felt like Tetris when everything starts speeding up and getting more stressful
anyway there's no reason to be on substack
you can leave the nazi bar any time
you aren't making the nazi bar less nazi by hanging out with the nazis
the nazis just think it's cute you're buying their drinks
and you're doing a grave disservice to the readers who don't yet know the difference
What the fuck?
Pretty much that whole week my classes were canceled (I was a college freshman) and the ones that weren’t we just watched the news.
Soooo many older people talked about the draft
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It reminds me of people who did the same thing on Twitter > FB (I feel like the “fuckjerry” guy got rich doing this)
