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Kris Straub (كريس)

@krisstraub.com

LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him 🇪🇬

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if we are stuck with AI for now, can we convince it to unionize

06.03.2026 16:09 👍 69 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
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HIERARCH® APOLOGIZES FOR CONTROVERSIAL AD — Hierarch®: Call of the Voyancer® 2026 March 4

HIERARCH® Apologizes for Controversial Ad

05.03.2026 23:01 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1

also, i hate to be this person, but i am in $60,000 of debt and running on extremely limited funds, so if you are able to help me AT ALL, i am regretagarbo on everything and there are links in my bio 🖤

05.03.2026 20:25 👍 46 🔁 48 💬 0 📌 0

i left her out yes

06.03.2026 02:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and t’pol, happy birthday jolene blalock

06.03.2026 02:44 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 22:04 👍 1561 🔁 610 💬 9 📌 8
A photo of my convention display with the Bolted! game

A photo of my convention display with the Bolted! game

ECCC booth 25000: I have an ACTUAL REAL COPY of Bolted! From the final production run! Come and ogle!!

05.03.2026 22:54 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

Kristi Noemployment

05.03.2026 19:01 👍 106 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 1

Called again and got through to humans in Schumer's and Gillibrand's office right now. Call your senators, friends. Do it today.

05.03.2026 18:59 👍 145 🔁 71 💬 2 📌 0

1. Not enough people know this edit of The Bye Bye Man poster was done by @krisstraub.com
2. Someone actually made a movie called The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man in 2024, which has caused some people to think it was real the whole time and not a meme.

05.03.2026 00:09 👍 164 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 0
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I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

05.03.2026 00:41 👍 1989 🔁 893 💬 28 📌 15

i understand enjoying it and the thrill of it, esp if in a squad. but i can’t afford to have my humanity eroded any further

03.03.2026 20:44 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i got back into helldivers for this reason. i want to be a member of a team. i want goals that don’t involve fucking over others

03.03.2026 19:38 👍 80 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

i like arc raiders ok bc pvp is rare enough. i bounced off of marathon. i don’t think extraction shooters are for me. i’m tired of spending time in worlds where trust is commodified

03.03.2026 19:25 👍 75 🔁 2 💬 14 📌 0

that looks like the symbol of maelith to me!

03.03.2026 02:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Face it hotjack, you’ve hit the tiger!

02.03.2026 21:30 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

kernel-level age verification

02.03.2026 06:19 👍 84 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 1
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02.03.2026 03:50 👍 193 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 1

i have been watching/listening to crime interrogation videos (1) partly bc i am terrible at identifying narcissists and it’s practice for me, and (2) it’s novel to observe a government system functioning

02.03.2026 00:45 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

That’s My Best Friend®

02.03.2026 00:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pal Friend Cabal

01.03.2026 21:17 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.

28.02.2026 05:20 👍 1693 🔁 886 💬 7 📌 7
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EVERYTHING you have ever asked about or shared with OpenAI is going to intel database. Our government will know everything there is to about everything you asked or have offered to ChatGPT

28.02.2026 04:30 👍 805 🔁 424 💬 49 📌 68

Fuck this guy! He’s a creep! He’s done an immense amount of real harm, and he ruined Dirk Gently’s holistic detective agency!

He’s already a nepo baby! Give an opportunity to someone with talent FFS!

28.02.2026 04:21 👍 434 🔁 86 💬 18 📌 0

just so we're all on the same page:

AI is a scam because it steals from people, then sells what it stole for a cheap price to others. It launders labour of the people who make it. AI is a huge warehouse of millions of data pieces, that it searches very quicky(needing massive energy data centers-

27.02.2026 23:43 👍 270 🔁 58 💬 1 📌 1

Reminder that this creep is a rapist and should go back to writing what he knows, like Pepe le Pew or something where someone’s dad murders people and gets away with it

28.02.2026 01:47 👍 1256 🔁 301 💬 28 📌 2
Tumblr post from larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Picture of Gul Dukat in Sisko's office, sitting in Sisko's chair and staring curiously and pensively at the baseball on his desk as he holds it.

Text "gul dukat thinks that this is sisko's egg and its going to hatch into another sisko

Tumblr post from larkstonguesinaspicpart1 Picture of Gul Dukat in Sisko's office, sitting in Sisko's chair and staring curiously and pensively at the baseball on his desk as he holds it. Text "gul dukat thinks that this is sisko's egg and its going to hatch into another sisko

27.02.2026 23:05 👍 341 🔁 79 💬 1 📌 2
The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair

The "espresso martini" brunette hair color trend feels rich, picture of a pretty lady (gracie abrams?) with such hair

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

27.02.2026 03:49 👍 5147 🔁 473 💬 166 📌 122

no one is online!!

27.02.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0