Terrifying if literal: President Donald Trump
07.03.2026 01:41
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Liquor ban?
Where's her ban?
07.03.2026 01:59
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Don't fire Pam Bondi. Prosecute her.
07.03.2026 01:55
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😂😂
07.03.2026 01:42
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Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA
Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/
06.03.2026 22:30
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If I die in an Iranian or Cuban drone strike, I'm going to kick Trump's ass in Hell.
07.03.2026 01:03
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Trump is, without a doubt, the worst president in history, with the closest runner-up being Trump's 1st term.
07.03.2026 00:59
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An airsoft gun modified to fire live sardines.
06.03.2026 02:51
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Sporks are the official flatware of Hell.
06.03.2026 05:31
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Every few shitposts you gotta drop a wipe post.
06.03.2026 06:50
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inflatable butt plug
Got my blood pressure checked in the weirdest way...
06.03.2026 06:42
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When having your bleach and camel milk for breakfast, are you supposed to add a raw egg?
06.03.2026 07:04
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Her: Did you bring protection?
Me: *puts on goalie mask*
06.03.2026 07:13
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I would love to be able to say I made a billion dollars by farting into jars.
06.03.2026 07:45
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Today's vibe is viper.
06.03.2026 18:17
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If you can pick a nose, you can pick a lock.
06.03.2026 08:08
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Excuse me? Ronald? I unfortunately seem to have found a public hair in my Mcrib.
06.03.2026 07:57
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I can't do a bidet post. My phone isn't waterproof.
06.03.2026 07:49
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Everybody who can't afford to spend money on a fart.
06.03.2026 07:48
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I would love to be able to say I made a billion dollars by farting into jars.
06.03.2026 07:45
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Trump with a neck rash.
Captioned people acting like they've never seen diaper rash on an asshole before.
Tertiary syphilis can cause weird rashes to pop up anywhere.
Just saying.
06.03.2026 05:02
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Used a meat thermometer to check my temperature. I think I hit a lung.
06.03.2026 01:34
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I've seen enough forensic procedurals to know you're supposed to aim for the liver.
06.03.2026 07:35
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Her: Did you bring protection?
Me: *puts on goalie mask*
06.03.2026 07:13
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When having your bleach and camel milk for breakfast, are you supposed to add a raw egg?
06.03.2026 07:04
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Every few shitposts you gotta drop a wipe post.
06.03.2026 06:50
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inflatable butt plug
Got my blood pressure checked in the weirdest way...
06.03.2026 06:42
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The foo fighters are the little guys on the Foosball table.
18.07.2024 06:24
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A toast to rebaking bread!
05.05.2024 01:58
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Is foosball a sport or a game?
06.03.2026 05:34
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