I guess I should probably mention that this is a joke, and I'm well aware that socialism and sociability aren't the same thing.
13.03.2026 08:09
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Bluesky needs to add the ability to remove oneself from malicious lists.
13.03.2026 06:13
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I have faith, but it's hard to say what in.
13.03.2026 06:07
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Pants have two legs, so why isn't a skirt called a pant?
13.03.2026 05:56
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Open the borders? Why not?...
13.03.2026 05:38
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Fuck Fetterman. The guy figures out how to make fire, and all of a sudden, he thinks he's hot shit.
13.03.2026 05:07
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Suck it until the ingrown nail releases.
13.03.2026 04:44
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Isn't that just a capitalist?
13.03.2026 04:41
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I might be too antisocial to be a Socialist.
13.03.2026 04:32
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If you get really stoned while you do it, golf is actually kinda fun.
13.03.2026 04:27
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The Strait of Hormuz being Goatsed
Have we considered widening?
13.03.2026 01:59
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Peter Griffin skintone meme
colonizer vs illegal immigrant
13.03.2026 04:21
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If you see this post a vampire who is not Dracula.
13.03.2026 04:14
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I love it when people tell me I'm rude, like I don't know that already.
13.03.2026 03:36
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Cartoon by
Dave Granlund
12.03.2026 15:20
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Give the strait of Hormuz a few martinis, and it will become the bi-curious of Hormuz. This, however, in no way helps oil transportation.
13.03.2026 03:29
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13.03.2026 00:39
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Cartoon by
Drew Sheneman
11.03.2026 20:25
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Aren't oyster crackers how saltines reproduce?
13.03.2026 03:14
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Apple bottom genes: making the apples gay
13.03.2026 03:13
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bsky.app/profile/cosm...
13.03.2026 03:09
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I mean. If it's vape pens, it's probably alright, but I'd definitely accidentally melt a hole if I was using a torch.
13.03.2026 03:06
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You probably shouldn't do dabs in a bounce house.
13.03.2026 02:48
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Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
If we didn't have lotion
Our peters would rust
13.03.2026 00:46
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Goebbels? Aren't they kind of like mice?
13.03.2026 00:39
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This doesn't seem to have anything to do with getting high in a castle.
11.03.2026 23:56
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Okay, but how about 'Farts on Vinyl'?
12.03.2026 04:18
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I don't go fishing because I like fish. I just really hate worms.
24.02.2026 04:57
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Today's vibe is nebula.
13.03.2026 00:04
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Somebody should be suing Fetterman for running on straight-up lies. He doesn't have presidential immunity.
12.03.2026 07:59
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