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I'm a person, not a large area of nothing. My name is Simon.

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Send us a photo of you with today's newspaper.

09.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Went for a walk near a place in Devon today where this happened to the main road last month. 😱

09.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There aren't many reasons for not wanting Sp*rs to go down but this is probably one of them.

06.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of results showing that they have lost their last five games 7-0, 7-1, 8-0, 3-0 and 9-0.

Screenshot of results showing that they have lost their last five games 7-0, 7-1, 8-0, 3-0 and 9-0.

Polite applause here for East Grinstead Town, for a recent run of form which suggests that Spurs could give them a game at the moment.

06.03.2026 09:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife hates me when I laugh at Sp*rs but I just can't hold it in. It might cost me my marriage but it'll be worth it if they go down.

05.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Stuart Pearce has just said that Archibald and Crooks are out injured.

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only Harry Kane was involved in this.

05.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sp*rs looking forward to away games at Lincoln and Wycombe next season. 🀣

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Spurs are going down, they’re going down in style.

Clown style.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can do this but my god it's hard work. I'm utterly exhausted. Again.

04.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

18th February.

04.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like there's a story here.

04.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Rodri still hasn't been punished for it. A consequence free go at the refs. πŸ‘

04.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok that's quite funny.

03.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a feeling that, when all these Iranian missile attacks stop, Trump's gonna claim that each country they fired at is another war he stopped.

02.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, Alexis Sanchez scored for Sevilla against Betis today. He's 37!

01.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brings a new meaning to totally against the run of play.

01.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to the release of the Hope files.

28.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There will be a time when it's convenient. But not now! He's busy!

28.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He had until February 18th to respond. They didn't say which year.

28.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rodri had until February 18th to respond to the charges against him for doubting the referees integrity on February 1st. It's February 28th. He's still playing for Manchester City.

28.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They both have hands.
They both eat food.
They both pick things up with their hands.

They're basically twins.

28.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given that the attacks on the Iranian people by their own government were in early January, it's hard to escape the conclusion that the reason it took so long for the US to start the bombing was that it took them that long to come up with the name "epic fury".

28.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it definitely on the 17th? Or could it be the 18th? If it's the 17th, I think that means they move the Everton game back a day.

27.02.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an amateur commentator myself, I've got some advice for Joe Hart.

Shut up.

26.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

David Dein was on BBC Radio 4 this morning using the defence of "supply and demand" on this issue.

26.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

David Dein defending Gianni Infantino on radio 4 this morning. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

26.02.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Only an idiot. πŸ€”

25.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chelsea and West Ham fined Β£325,000 and Β£300,000 for 'mass confrontation' Chelsea and West Ham are fined Β£325,000 and Β£300,000 respectively for a

So much to enjoy about the photo on this article. Everyone's having SUCH a good time! Including the players! Don't fine the clubs - give them a bonus!

25.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. My great great great grandad was a fucking cunt. 😭

22.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0