Oh. The xitter brain worms are out in full force with that one.
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Oh. The xitter brain worms are out in full force with that one.
eating microplastics on purpose bc i dont want my body to decompose when i die
Watching an old muppet babies with my kid and nanny just told them she was going jogging and if they needed anything to open the window and yell for her
That’s eight toddlers nanny
No wonder Gen X is like that
The leg didn't bother me as much as the finger for some reason. This is definitely a horror show for all the gore (and the realities of the US medical system)
THAT FINGER.
NOOOOOOOO
#ThePitt
Remember: When the recipe says two garlic cloves, naturally you use 10 or 12.
New reminder that Sam Altman is being sued by his younger sister for childhood SA, and everyone just acts like this is normal.
I know everyone on BlueSky is too young to remember this song, but there was a time not long ago when the US began a war in the Middle East. The real foe was a 3-woman country band who dared speak out. In their next album, those Chicks told the patriarchy to continue to fuck right off. Keep fighting
I hope they cast it better this year, and that the fans who ruined it last year find a new hobby.
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
@TheChiefNerd SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
i don’t know how this is supposed to work in terms of intelligence but whatever these guys do is taking stuff that is not theirs to take and then sell it for the highest possible price
electricity water clean air knowledge
you name it
they should be treated like the common thieves they are
The app is also glitch. It took a couple of restarts to find them.
There are 3 fragments today, I found all of them. I don't like puzzles so this isn't my shit
If the actor wasn't attractive they would treat him differently.
My kid doesn't have access to YouTube at home. For plenty of good reasons.
The Chromebook at school though? Of course. Of course she can access YouTube and look up stuff she's been told is inappropriate. Then WE get letters home.
Get the Chromebooks out of the damn classroom.
My email is an endless stream of “upgrade to get access to—“
I don’t want it. I want to downgrade. I want to get less access. I want the opposite of what you’re selling.
my phone: we have installed this exciting new app with the latest update!
me: great, now how do I uninstall / disable it?
Women’s health is more than reproduction, let’s talk about it. Watch today’s daily dose.
Hannah Spencer nailed it in her maiden speech, you can't have equality without solidarity. This International Women’s Day, we stand shoulder to shoulder with our trans siblings.
I have never understood the IRL shippers. It's really creepy, especially when the people being shipped together have spouses or when fans are assuming or assigning sexuality to people who keep that shit private for whatever reason.
I just had to do my nightly skincare with a glove on my left hand. It was unpleasant.
Anyone else getting their ass kicked by depression this month?
Ogilvie.
I just realized that my partner is home on Arirang release day. 🤭
Nobody asked for DadTok. Nobody wants DadTok. Hulu should just give them their own flop spinoff that Nobody will watch.
They need to stop trying to make those men happen
The doenjang guk that I almost cut the tip of my swearing finger off to make turned out amazing.
I talked my partner through finishing it.
Parasocial weirdos in all fandoms really do need therapy.
I have seen disturbing shit from people in more than one fandom across various genres of entertainment lately. If you know people in fandoms you are in who behave like that, please encourage them to get help.
i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this
the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.
