vladimir stop!
06.03.2026 16:25
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vladimir stop!
domold give me my $1500 you big greasy mango dude istg
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
yep
They should make a TV show that's just more of Better Call Saul. Only it's not more seasons of Better Call Saul because the story was the correct length, and it's not rewatching Better Call Saul because it's new content, and it's not a spinoff, but it's still somehow more of Better Call Saul. Yknow?
episode 040
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
i wonder if i can still dunk, haven't tried in a while - me, 2026
mine was hoping shaq would rt me when i tweeted something like "big lunch system alert"
the basic problem is I have the exact personality that would fucking enjoy metal detecting as a hobby
Heathcliff and a crowd of cats walk down the streets, all with DUDE-branded accessories. Some cats are wearing DUDE tee shirts, some wear DUDE helmets, and many of them hold DUDE signs and balloons. They're all cheering, excited about being dudes. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "The bro rally was bigger."
04 Mar 2026
This is how you write a goddamn headline.
When Scott Adkins shows up looking like this you know you're watching a *Movie*
Good moment in John Wick 4
Really, they feel this way about anyone who annoys or inconveniences them at all.
Also notable how hot they set his mic
Good morning! Yes, this is he
Frame #63950 from S06 -E08 - Battle Sardines-629292
some shelley duval studies!
There need to be tribunals when this is over
The way the fanbase and later franchise itself have tried to retcon justify the misuse of "parsecs" is the worst sort of nerdness when it works so much better for Han to have just been saying some bullshit to a farm boy
two devil ladies having a nice time
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A young woman with an elaborate hairdo
New: Liquored Up & Lacquered Down artofcoop.threadless.com/collections/...
U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle
U.S. Military Announces Plan To Consolidate All Wars Into Final, Epic Battle https://theonion.com/u-s-military-announces-plan-to-consolidate-all-wars-in-1824018300/
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
✨ behind the tweet: the gag here is playing off those people who think stuff like fluoride is a social mind control compound, that i was falling out of alignment with society and needed to fill up on coke zero to have my brain reprogrammed
been experiencing some wrongthink lately so i bought a pallet of coke zero at costco to sort it out
