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mostly wholesome things, a little tech gossip, #LongLondon, and screaming in to the void.

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Simply couldn’t imagine being enough of a loser to go to the official “wasn’t slavery neat?” dinner

02.02.2026 19:26 👍 973 🔁 188 💬 21 📌 0

Great cat walk today

17.01.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

17.01.2026 04:28 👍 11075 🔁 1934 💬 22 📌 272

Gorgeous!!

17.01.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If this isn’t a reference to Bridget Jones diary’s ending, I am deceived

19.12.2025 10:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

18.12.2025 14:17 👍 21056 🔁 5486 💬 222 📌 552

Quentin Tarantino also said I was shit so can everyone say nice things about me please

10.12.2025 09:39 👍 86 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

04.12.2025 09:30 👍 15449 🔁 4122 💬 88 📌 119

Anthropic can't acquire these buns

02.12.2025 21:14 👍 293 🔁 18 💬 18 📌 1
30.11.2025 17:12 👍 650 🔁 85 💬 26 📌 21

team of rivals (appoint sliwa to be rat czar)

05.11.2025 14:27 👍 205 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 0
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Transit Techies #35: Aaron Gordon, Surya Mattu, Marie Patino / Elif Ensari, Wed, Nov 5, 2025, 6:30 PM | Meetup This will be **Transit Techies NYC**'s final session of the year, and we have some amazing speakers to look forward to. Talks will start at 6:30pm, and we'll mingle over li

Excited to host the next Transit Techies with some transit data heavy hitters as speakers. If you’re free on November 5, come through! www.meetup.com/transit-tech...

27.10.2025 14:25 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I try to remember that most of what I enjoy in the world is not made by people who are friends or family. Even when these things were made not to directly benefit me, they do! We are not strangers to each other. We owe each other so much.

25.10.2025 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone warned me about London weather, except the skies are fucking blue upon my arrival. Ya’ll should want me to be in the city all the time.

25.10.2025 08:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just went through immigration in UK. So pleasant, zero wait, the officer makes weather chit chat and welcomes me back and commends me on my preparedness for British weather. I am carrying a coat.

Always great to be come back home to London.

25.10.2025 07:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Peacabooooo

16.10.2025 08:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

infinite saree glitch is triggered when you have six daughters.

06.10.2025 06:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what Calcutta does best is stop everything for ten days to welcome the goddess and put a show. enjoyed bidding the goddess farewell on a rainy day with the sound of dhol.

05.10.2025 06:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Home is where my sisters are (part two)

05.10.2025 06:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

felt sad about state of calcutta. a city with such a rich history and intellectual capital in a state of decay. people seem quite self satisfied which was depressing to witness.

05.10.2025 06:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

home doing what i do best: following my mother around like a cat and helping her choose sarees for the trip out of an infinite number of sarees.

05.10.2025 06:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Let me tell you a beautiful story about this couch. 🧵

IG msviciousdesign

26.09.2025 23:57 👍 2175 🔁 328 💬 41 📌 96
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This only happens to you once

26.09.2025 19:39 👍 21650 🔁 4227 💬 348 📌 181
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Home is where my sisters are

26.09.2025 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was thinking about property tracker which maps how far you are going to be from your friends homes last night 😂

22.09.2025 20:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

19.09.2025 09:37 👍 11851 🔁 3090 💬 81 📌 102

Kinda sad about no big trump blimp over london this week. WE NEED BIG BLIMP PARTY.

20.09.2025 13:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching kpop demon hunters because my only niece 🥺🥰 is watching it in theaters in India and it would be fun to share something parallel-ly with her.

20.09.2025 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Men in tennis are such good male role models. Top of the game, well adjusted, happy, kind, and Joyous spirits. It is beautiful to see and makes me optimistic about the world.

20.09.2025 12:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.

19.09.2025 09:58 👍 1958 🔁 468 💬 17 📌 61