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Eli Van Zoeren

@elivz.com

Makes websites, dislikes fascists Abolish ICE Hillsborough, NC He/Him

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Hey at least you still have 5 years before you start aging "at hyperspeed"

05.12.2025 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
New York Magazine article with highlighted text:

"There are certain years in life when aging hits us hard and moves us forward at hyperspeed." Forty-four was the first of those years.

New York Magazine article with highlighted text: "There are certain years in life when aging hits us hard and moves us forward at hyperspeed." Forty-four was the first of those years.

Pretty rude of Facebook tbh to show me this post the day after my 44th birthday.

05.12.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, Lina Khan is co-chairing Mamdani's transition team? That's just fan-service. www.transition2025.com

05.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.

04.11.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Administration Is Bringing Back Scores of C.D.C. Experts Fired in Error

Is America respected by the rest of the world yet??? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...

12.10.2025 11:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would it kill JD and Stephen to be less publicly horny over the reichstagedness of CK’s shooting?

15.09.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girlz II Men

14.08.2025 20:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I really screwed up by not being a billionaire.

01.07.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do like the idea though of Big Trans as a folk hero. A super-masc trans dude who travels from town to town peeing in women’s restrooms (as required by local ordinance) and then beating the shit out of the bigots who confront him.

27.06.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s cruel to send Palestinians desperate for food into a death trap.

And now, Trump wants to give the Netanyahu backed "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" $30 million. We should not send a single cent.

We must stop the suffering in Gaza and fund real aid organizations.

26.06.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 1556 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 26

I know there must be something different about these new South African refugees compared with all the other refugees being deported back to war-torn countries and gang violence. I just can’t quwhite put my finger on what.

13.05.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I stress to impress

04.05.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It finally happened: the day you always dread as a parent. I came home and turned on the computer to find that my 12 year old son has been googling β€œhow much do geese cost?”

28.04.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Torn-off corner of paper painted with a sparkly rainbow and the word β€œgay”

Torn-off corner of paper painted with a sparkly rainbow and the word β€œgay”

This scrap of paper appeared in our house a few days ago and none of us know where it came from. Just a sign from the universe I guess.

31.03.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t see why they wouldn’t. It’s been a very successful strategy for them in the past.

18.03.2025 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My lake? Mid.

27.02.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of NY Times headline and lede reading:

β€œTrump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid a Purge at the Pentagon
Gen. Charles Brown Jr. and Adm. Lisa Franchetti, the naval chief, were among those fired as President Trump moved to root out diversity initiatives in the military.”

…with the word β€œinitiatives” crossed out.

Screenshot of NY Times headline and lede reading: β€œTrump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid a Purge at the Pentagon Gen. Charles Brown Jr. and Adm. Lisa Franchetti, the naval chief, were among those fired as President Trump moved to root out diversity initiatives in the military.” …with the word β€œinitiatives” crossed out.

There I fixed it

22.02.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just sitting here thinking about my FedEx package that has been "out for delivery" for the past 5 days running. No reason. #usps

21.02.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Huffpost headline: "Mitch McConnell Warns Trump’s Kentucky Voters How This 1 β€˜Bad Policy’ Will Hurt Them Directly"

Huffpost headline: "Mitch McConnell Warns Trump’s Kentucky Voters How This 1 β€˜Bad Policy’ Will Hurt Them Directly"

How insane is it that Mitch frickin' McConnell is now what passes for a voice of reason in the Republican party?

13.02.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some men will literally tear down an entire 250 year old system of government to avoid going to therapy.

12.02.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Michael Stipe led me to believe the end of the world as we know it would feel a lot more fine than this.

08.02.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss being able to not think about the government for a couple days in a row sometimes.

04.02.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day and nothing else.

20.01.2025 11:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Euphoric Tech Industry Is Ready to Celebrate Trump and Itself The elite of Silicon Valley are set to revel in their new clout during a long weekend of inaugural parties as President-elect Donald J. Trump is set to resume power.

These assholes are straight-up STOKED to be part of the oligarchy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...

16.01.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well if you're going full-prepper, Sevy, obviously having a government record of your bunker defeats the whole point.

13.01.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's everyone doing to enjoy this final week with a functioning government?

13.01.2025 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I think that's the eventual plan. Anyway, always nice to have more options for charging!

28.12.2024 13:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was excited to get my NACS adapter until I discovered the charge port on my Bolt is on the opposite side from Teslas, and the Supercharger cords are so short it's almost impossible to park in such as way they will reach across.

28.12.2024 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions Those affected by the president’s action on Monday are still subject to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. Three men will remain on federal death row.

Good job Joe www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/u...

23.12.2024 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0