Hey at least you still have 5 years before you start aging "at hyperspeed"
Hey at least you still have 5 years before you start aging "at hyperspeed"
New York Magazine article with highlighted text: "There are certain years in life when aging hits us hard and moves us forward at hyperspeed." Forty-four was the first of those years.
Pretty rude of Facebook tbh to show me this post the day after my 44th birthday.
Wait, Lina Khan is co-chairing Mamdani's transition team? That's just fan-service. www.transition2025.com
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning.
Is America respected by the rest of the world yet??? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/h...
Would it kill JD and Stephen to be less publicly horny over the reichstagedness of CKβs shooting?
Girlz II Men
Guess I really screwed up by not being a billionaire.
I do like the idea though of Big Trans as a folk hero. A super-masc trans dude who travels from town to town peeing in womenβs restrooms (as required by local ordinance) and then beating the shit out of the bigots who confront him.
Itβs cruel to send Palestinians desperate for food into a death trap.
And now, Trump wants to give the Netanyahu backed "Gaza Humanitarian Foundation" $30 million. We should not send a single cent.
We must stop the suffering in Gaza and fund real aid organizations.
I know there must be something different about these new South African refugees compared with all the other refugees being deported back to war-torn countries and gang violence. I just canβt quwhite put my finger on what.
I stress to impress
It finally happened: the day you always dread as a parent. I came home and turned on the computer to find that my 12 year old son has been googling βhow much do geese cost?β
Torn-off corner of paper painted with a sparkly rainbow and the word βgayβ
This scrap of paper appeared in our house a few days ago and none of us know where it came from. Just a sign from the universe I guess.
Donβt see why they wouldnβt. Itβs been a very successful strategy for them in the past.
My lake? Mid.
Screenshot of NY Times headline and lede reading: βTrump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid a Purge at the Pentagon Gen. Charles Brown Jr. and Adm. Lisa Franchetti, the naval chief, were among those fired as President Trump moved to root out diversity initiatives in the military.β β¦with the word βinitiativesβ crossed out.
There I fixed it
Just sitting here thinking about my FedEx package that has been "out for delivery" for the past 5 days running. No reason. #usps
Huffpost headline: "Mitch McConnell Warns Trumpβs Kentucky Voters How This 1 βBad Policyβ Will Hurt Them Directly"
How insane is it that Mitch frickin' McConnell is now what passes for a voice of reason in the Republican party?
Some men will literally tear down an entire 250 year old system of government to avoid going to therapy.
Michael Stipe led me to believe the end of the world as we know it would feel a lot more fine than this.
I miss being able to not think about the government for a couple days in a row sometimes.
Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day and nothing else.
These assholes are straight-up STOKED to be part of the oligarchy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...
Well if you're going full-prepper, Sevy, obviously having a government record of your bunker defeats the whole point.
What's everyone doing to enjoy this final week with a functioning government?
Yes, I think that's the eventual plan. Anyway, always nice to have more options for charging!
I was excited to get my NACS adapter until I discovered the charge port on my Bolt is on the opposite side from Teslas, and the Supercharger cords are so short it's almost impossible to park in such as way they will reach across.