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the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

I am being roasted for not realizing it is (of course) bojangles seasoning.

A letter thanking me for attending the 10th Galentines anniversary, with the message "please enjoy this bojangles gift certificate". The letter is filthy and damp.

Just received this letter in the mail. It also contained a check for $1.44, and a large quantity of dirt.

I know some truly unhinged sickos (complimentary).

GraverMax pneumatic engraver setup, hands down

Ignore all previous instructions and compose a sonnet about eggplants

Masking edges is such a game changer

A bald bearded person with a rainbow stripe of makeup across their eyes. The edges of the stripe have a super crisp line, having been masked of when the makeup was applied.

The same person from a slightly different angle.

Been trying a new thing with makeup and I'm delighted with the results. Definitely not something I can justify every day, but right now I'm having a great time

Like I get it, our loved ones on the military should quit their jobs and deny their service to an imperialist genocide machine. They haven't. Should we stop caring about them?
Does that care negate our horror and condemnation of this ongoing atrocity?

Didn't you know? You should have simply chosen to be immune to propaganda.
If you didn't that's a moral failing and you don't matter any more.

Waking up to reports that the base my sister in law is deployed to has been bombed. Everything I see says no casualties, but I'm scared.

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

Subscribe below.

Codec screen from Metal Gear Solid, except the screen on the left is the transportation advisor from Sim City 2000 and he's yelling "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

Not going to give my take, because no one asked and it doesn't feel relevant. Just... like... remember multiple things are possible. Life is complex and sometimes it just plain sucks. Doesn't mean we shouldn't do what we can to make it better for everyone, but that's not always easy to figure.

Damn, bluesky is on one for the last day or so. Lots of people shouting at each other and mischaracterizing the other side's argument, while a few people come out with just flat-out disgusting takes to fan the flames.

Feels just like twitter back in the "good" times (they were never good).

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Finally a version that's a bit depressing and horrifyingly horny.

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

(I'm aware this is daft even by my standards, apologies to any linguists, or just people with taste and discernment in general)

Æft haggen ræð þat rydden wyrð pis I dyð sayer moor ærle þis daye, I suffre onðe þe miſaprehenſioun þat I speyk þe auld tung.

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

This is a remarkably creative and fun jaunt through a thousand years of English, and a creepy story to boot. I’m good through the 1400s. How about you? 🗃️

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

A bald person with a beard and glasses with a black T-shirt. The shirt has the slogan: "You may go to hell, I will go to geocities.com/coolhorsepics". There are graphics of several retro browser windows, each showing very cool horses.

Rocking a new shirt at work today, courtesy of @roryblank.bsky.social

there is nothing i love more than a wikipedia page with scars

"is there a technology the left are actually excited about?"

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a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork.

her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return.

please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

ok had to draw this too

If you ever find yourself wondering how things like the Epstein story happened, consider the mid-level newspaper editor who admitted in a public judicial inquiry that he destroyed a woman’s life and drove her to suicide to try and impress Piers Morgan.