Broken Collie

Remember when eating playdoh was cool?

So... I can't emotionally handle being wrong even if it gives me and anyone else hope and/or if it benefits me or anyone else. I feel like screaming and throwing a tantrum when that happens. I'm not gonna lie, this sucks and I wish I wasn't like this.

When the security has never heard Cannibal Corpse before 😂 YouTube video by Rock Feed

Due to personal reasons:

www.youtube.com/shorts/U3NfQ...

I'm starting to think Scientology is more trustworthy than Christianity. And I hate Scientology.

Sacrificing cantaloupes to the Mario God.

New prescription started this morning. I don't know how well it will benefit me long-term but I seem to be doing stuff faster so far. No sacrifice of quality right now. That's promising.

I have no brain for jokes today.

Is water wet? Wrong answers only.

Today I learned that 50% of the surviving Beatles has seen fetish art of the band online. I'm not making this up by the way.

how are you pooping today?

I love you pizza. Please go out with me.

Fun fact, the more privileged you are, the more guilty you are. We know what you did even if you don't. That's why you're scared to go to Detroit. If you don't like the effects, don't produce the cause.

I agree. I should be in a bed too. I'm going to make everyone's Monday wishes come true by taking a day long nap.

I seem to make quick connections in my brain for the sake of a joke I'm making. That said, I don't think I'm very good at improv.

Because of the song, "I'm My Own Grandpa" I'm now curious to see if anyone in the world actually is their own grandparent. I should probably go to bed now as I'm exhausted and need to apply for jobs again tomorrow.

It's hurdy gurdy time!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

I can't stand being wrong on anything. Even if it ends up giving me hope or benefits me. FUck

So...a YouTube video I liked that I sent to a few friends turned out to be from a channel that uses AI for the channel. I would never have sent the video or watched the channel had I known this prior to that. I'm sorry about that. I feel like a jackass now.

Ow. 🥲

So...when's Jake Paul getting arrested for a DUI?

Brain being bad.

🐝

I'm going to send the bees over to all the assholes in the world and give them nightmares.

*flops*

It's time for me to do some tin foil hat hours about why crime is the most ethical way to live under capitalism.

*proceeds to do 5 day lecture about it*

Reason #49,237 why we should all hate Tim Berners-Lee and that the Int*rnet was the worst invention since agriculture.

Yes, I posted this from my laptop and yes, I am part of the problem.

Me when I see a cursed list involving musicians: Wow, I'm appalled, but also I'm interested. Show me the goods!

I think it's inevitable within the next few years that when I have sex with someone in fursuit and upload it publicly to the Internet, it will mean the entire furry fandom has done so. It's impossible to go below 100% ever again. But sadly today is not that day. You just know it's happening tbh. ;)

It's Saturday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!