simian's Avatar

simian

@simian01

from his mother's womb untimely ripped letterboxd.com/simian01 instagram.com/simian01

119
Followers
315
Following
193
Posts
28.08.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by simian @simian01

Post image

His moral compass seems to flip flop depending on which politician he's paid to write a stinkpiece about.

05.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Lots of fun to be had with this

28.02.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has Elon bought it already?

26.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has Peter "dyslexia isn't a real thing" Hitchens chimed in yet?

25.02.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Millionaire politicians propped up by big donors when they hear those words…

24.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"MONORAIL!"

23.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or random Simpsons quotes.

23.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, Russell Brand is going to Baptise him isn't he?

21.02.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Oh, Brendan told on himself a long time ago.

21.02.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

😱

21.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
19.02.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some days yes, some days I feel like one of those folded drawing game thingies.

08.02.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOkay… show me” so frickin’ good!

08.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta come up with a better system than β€œeverything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

04.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 26881 πŸ” 6378 πŸ’¬ 385 πŸ“Œ 224

🍻

05.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when you give yourself a Muppet's name

04.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chappel hat pegs

02.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All about "protecting women and children" until its ACTUALLY time to protect women and children.

02.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Farage really be out there collecting Tories like shitty PokΓ©mon

26.01.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

deanna troi amazon wish list

17.01.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Doing a Jet style no-handed cartwheel in that getup is pretty impressive. Hats off, scary turnip man.

15.01.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iain has just doubled down on this live on LBC. Dear oh dear.

14.01.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Gotta keep those stables heated somehow.

12.01.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Sideways with Giamatti and Church’s commentary on is an absolute joy.

10.01.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AI videos should be watermarked by law.

02.01.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great show tonight. Thank you and HNY!

01.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’” 🐾 🌈

21.12.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0