very early concepts + Brooke Facts:
-can type Text Adventure-style to manage his inventory, spawn or inspect items, etc
-only recently tried food. drinking and chewing is unintuitive for him. likes cake
-cares a LOT about ergonomics
-400 WPM
-sounds a bit like Louis from L4D, or Wilt from Foster's
10.03.2026 23:22
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You feel your left buttcheek get pinched by someone, and hear, at a faint yet noticeable volume, Luigi's voice through nintendo DS audio compression say
"Gotcha !"
You turn around and no one's there
11.03.2026 14:16
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i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable
11.03.2026 13:07
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Oversized shoes? You mean the hallmark of the clown? The jester? Big floppy shoes for me to prance and jape about in like some joker? Well okay yes sir I like them very much.
11.03.2026 13:15
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British politics, more than any other, has an unrivalled streak of paternalism where marginalized people are easily dehumanized as spoilt children who must be sternly punished and managed and whipped into shape.
Our advocacy is simply seen as as tantrums.
11.03.2026 13:09
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Samaβa stands with her two daughters in front of the market on a dirt road. Sam is wearing a black hijab, a white sweatshirt with Mickey Mouse on the front, black pants, and is holding baby Talia in her arms who is swaddled in a white blanket, and wearing a headband at her hip is three year-old Julia, who is wearing a blue and green plaid dress with a white collar and white shoes with big gold flowers on them. Her dark hair is pulled back into two pigtails.
5 month old Talia lying in a wrought iron bassinet, with a blue cushion with white stars. She has dark hair and light skin, wearing a brown fleece sweater and is covered in a white knitted blanket, looking at the camera with big brown eyes. Behind her is her 3 year old sister, Julia, who has her hands on Taliaβs head. She is wearing a white fleece sweater with pink hearts. Her dark hair is in pigtails, and she is looking at the camera.
3 year old Julia looking up at the camera with big brown eyes, her dark brown hair in pigtails. She is wearing a denim dress with an embroidered bib, and a pale blue puffy coat.
Bahaβa (father) taking a photo of 5 month old Talia at his chest, you can see his hand holding her up. She is wearing mint green fuzzy pajamas with an animal print, and looking over her shoulder. She has light brown skin and a mess off dark hair on her head.
Eid is approaching... and my little girls look sadly at the holiday clothes other children are wearing. All I need is $300 to buy them new clothes and bring back their smiles after everything we've been through.
If anyone can help π
- Samaβa π€
@mommunism.bsky.social
chuffed.org/project/157569
11.03.2026 05:20
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Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel
06.03.2026 22:52
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Me: This was upsetting.
American Man: Well I laughed because it was funny!
What do you expect me to do with that but block you and hope you suffer as much as those who died for your amusement?
11.03.2026 08:27
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TMEs draw a trans woman as a beautiful woman challenge IMPOSSIBLE
10.03.2026 00:35
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Starmer isnβt unpopular because of the news outlets; most people donβt pay attention to them
11.03.2026 09:26
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This needs to be immortalized.
10.03.2026 21:48
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Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"
11.03.2026 01:57
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Weird dissonance in my feed. Cis people speculating about the success or otherwise of the Harry Potter TV project.
Meanwhile the trans people I follow in the UK are suffering from the accelerating consequences from the hate group that Rowling embodies.
Same country, different realities.
11.03.2026 08:49
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STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING BUTTHOLE
05.03.2026 05:44
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cat girls be like meow heres my butthole
04.03.2026 23:07
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With what's going on with Subscribestar, it's a good moment to remind you all of something:
Free speech also includes speech you don't agree with, and freedom of artistic expression also includes art you find horrible or disgusting.
And if you go: "Yeah I agree! However-"
Then you don't agree!
11.03.2026 03:10
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Yam doodle
#cute #gal #goober #funny
10.03.2026 23:50
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people are giving tim shit for hosting in texas but theyre forgetting what the onion already told you
11.03.2026 09:06
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""I'm afraid I could be arrested if I travel to that state for your wedding and need to use the restroom at the venue ..."
11.03.2026 08:59
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free cassie u fucks
11.03.2026 08:12
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I can lean on my actual experience to yell at everyone that this won't work! You can't identify emerging customer needs by aggregating data from the past! We tried this already with personas and again with big data! This is like the stupid business version of the problem of induction.
11.03.2026 02:35
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Cis people calling trans people brave feels like they're positioning the situation so when we are genocided and thousands of us are dead they can paint it as heroism instead of a fucked up/monstrous chapter of history where no one stopped the violent murder of vulnerable people.
11.03.2026 07:16
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lying down in bed is goated when everything hurts is the vibe
11.03.2026 01:55
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I was gonna say plastic paddy but thats more if you pretend you're irish, ill get back to you on what we'd call this
11.03.2026 08:51
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No amount of Dems flipping seats is going to matter if the Dems in Congress keep voting with the fascists on the other side of the aisle.
11.03.2026 08:46
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The troubles
11.03.2026 08:16
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Meme edit of a book cover featuring a guy pointing at a car engine and speaking. Title is "Everything I like is Trans: A Book for Navigating Transition". Under the car's hood is the album art of Traffic's Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys. The guy is saying "This progressive rock album from 1971 is trans."
it's really just
11.03.2026 08:49
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Trans genocide is about the genocide of trans people, actually.
11.03.2026 00:53
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"mdni" on bluesky is so funny dawg everyone here was alive when watergate broke
11.03.2026 03:01
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One day I'll figure out
The right amount to say
Until then I'll ramble on
Until you walk away
Sitting on this corner
Hat out in my hand
Good folk won't you help us
Reach our promised land
The train is at the station
Our bags already packed
Two dollars for our tickets
A dollar for a snack
10.03.2026 11:16
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