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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair He's a Technical Artist at [videogames], and a statistical outlier that should not have been counted

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It sounds like you're fine then ๐Ÿ˜

That site is handy if I'm actually looking to upgrade, but otherwise I live in blissful ignorance

11.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Logical Increments PC Buying Guide Helping you build a PC, at any budget.

Have you seen Logical Increments?
www.logicalincrements.com

They rank sets of components in levels of fanciness, so you can maybe see how OK your GPU is?

I visit when I try to work out what the state of the art is these days- it's handy for knowing what is overkill, and what is just normal now.

11.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever your GPU glitches, that's Environmental Storytelling, it's The Simulation going weird ๐Ÿง

06.03.2026 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
the olives
that were on
the bin

and which
you were probably
saving
for a post-pub mezze bender

Forgive me
they were delicious
so salty
and so wet

26.02.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell that to Currys!

19.02.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Safe Dilbut Exam

18.02.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"clever" buffoons always think they can "solve" the trolley problem

but one wheel is ALWAYS sticky

you can NEVER push it in a straight line

06.02.2026 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to make a gremlin's day by building it a really sharp-cornered car

05.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Navy Department of ship poster entitled 'Why Help Gremlins?' depicts... Navy Department of ship poster entitled 'Why Help Gremlins?' depicts two vingettes; the first, labelled 'Square Corners and Gremlins Play,' features a gremlin as it uses a crowbar to widen a crack in....

According to the blurb here, "During World War II, a concerted campaign was made to reduce cracks in the metal of ships during construction; rounding corners was one solution"

I guess sharp corners Just Do That ๐Ÿคท

www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-...

05.02.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DID U NO
Ponies are small because they were bred to be jockeys

03.02.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.

20.11.2024 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4248 ๐Ÿ” 1241 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

"Where are they going?"

I bet they've gone to the loo to have a nap.

"Is it really any better?"

Yeah, it's lovely and quiet in there!

05.12.2025 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"wait for evidence" is going straight into my lexicon of euphamisms

03.12.2025 10:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DRR... DRR... DRR...
(me when I slowly come, this way)

02.12.2025 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The poster featured a noir-ish picture of George Clooney wearing a centurion costume, aiming a pistol.

On waking, this didn't make so much sense, but I trusted the Coens wouldn't make it if it wasn't a good idea ๐Ÿคท

25.11.2025 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night I dreamed that I saw a poster for another movie in the Coen bros' 'Hail, Caesar!' franchise called 'Roman Get Your Gun'

How that would even work? I was curious and excited to find out!

25.11.2025 13:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
four panel cartoon by Jon Bailey 

1) East Berlin 1971, kitchen. A woman preparing food says "Alexei, play Tchaikovsky".
2) close-up of a blue telephone behind her on a table showing there is microphone taped under a table in the same kitchen, next to a speaker
3) a man in a grey uniform wearing headphones sits in front of a record player and selects a record from the shelf above.
4) back to original woman in kitchen preparing food, now listening to music coming from the speaker under the table and smiling

@jbaileyofficial @jbaileycartoons
https://x.com/jbaileyofficial/status/1233356763598139394

four panel cartoon by Jon Bailey 1) East Berlin 1971, kitchen. A woman preparing food says "Alexei, play Tchaikovsky". 2) close-up of a blue telephone behind her on a table showing there is microphone taped under a table in the same kitchen, next to a speaker 3) a man in a grey uniform wearing headphones sits in front of a record player and selects a record from the shelf above. 4) back to original woman in kitchen preparing food, now listening to music coming from the speaker under the table and smiling @jbaileyofficial @jbaileycartoons https://x.com/jbaileyofficial/status/1233356763598139394

Alexei โค๏ธ

16.11.2025 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4383 ๐Ÿ” 718 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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30.10.2025 12:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you considered a third (3rd) packet of crisps?

30.10.2025 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mis-eyeballed the orange hookup line as a brown dog line, and thought "sure, good for them"

30.10.2025 10:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked that one! ๐Ÿ˜

06.10.2025 09:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does the cocktail taste like Books?

03.10.2025 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hornet from hollow knight silksong

Hornet from hollow knight silksong

SHAW!!

02.10.2025 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 8141 ๐Ÿ” 1579 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5

A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

02.10.2025 08:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3564 ๐Ÿ” 932 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
We have nothing to fear but big scary monsters aaaaahhh

Franklin D. Roosevelt

We have nothing to fear but big scary monsters aaaaahhh Franklin D. Roosevelt

29.09.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you start this project by thinking "What can I do with Twine?" and then logically decided on horstrangulation?

26.09.2025 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I now want to know how Royal Navy Janeway would've dealt with a Tuvix situation. Are there protocols for That.

25.09.2025 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

or just SPORTS

24.09.2025 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there should be an England flag with the word FOOTBALL on it so people know you're flying it for football reasons

24.09.2025 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.

22.09.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 23411 ๐Ÿ” 8790 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 133