Yuri 🏳️‍⚧️🐉💜

webp can suck my .webpenis

what if it was called Am's terdam

the sexiest type of screw must be the philips screw because those fuckers love to strip

an empty notification from vlc media player on my phone

ok?

on 1970-01-01 00:00 the universe was created

First dose of estrogen 🎉

the elixir has been obtained

when you get too high do you get blunt force trauma and joint pain?

time is a lie
scientist aren't even real

this has all happened before and will all happen again

so say we all

real

I was so high lol

foxes are so amazing
ilovr my girlfriend very fox wow

shes asleep next to me wwow :3333

silica gel desiccant do not eat 🤤

don't get me wrong, it's their good right to strike and hell yeah, they deserve better pay and/or working conditions (or whatever else they're striking for) but couldn't they have picked a different time?

going to berlin over the weekend with my gf and the public transport people just had to go on strike for those exact 4 days of our stay

fucked up

🔻👩‍🦰🔻
kasane teto

why is Windows CE called that when the CE stands for "embedded compact"
why did they fuck it up

charli xcx is how instagram girls microdose hyperpop

Hi, my name is
what?
my name is
who?
my name is
Hey all, Scott here!

I have throat pain and almost posted "ughh fuck my throat" (because it hurts like fuck that) before realizing that that's not what that means,,,

I keep mistyping "good girl" as "food girl"

like waa I didn't mean to vore you (unless?)

like yeah on one hand it is quicker than copy-pasting ΘΔ (when you don't have a greek keyboard)

but on the other hand it looks kinda off

saw someone on reddit write ΘΔ like (/-\)
not sure how to feel about it

suckseed?
yeah I do that

etymonline at 3 am goes crazy
I love word lore

sleep is for the weak but when I don't get enough sleep I become weak so then sleep is for me

despite their name, Panasonic does not make all of the sound

wine (the drink) is also not an emulator

"money can't buy happiness"
diy hrt: