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Michael Ian Black

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Just a guy who works in an office lol

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"It’s contained”
“It’s contained”
“It’s contained”
“Do you think it’s not contained?”

Kellyann Conway, regarding the Covid-19 virus, March 2020.

05.03.2026 23:26 👍 252 🔁 23 💬 13 📌 0

Will Corey Lewandowski have to sleep with Markwayne now?

05.03.2026 19:06 👍 653 🔁 74 💬 48 📌 9

I’ll take this one: yes.

05.03.2026 18:03 👍 132 🔁 1 💬 11 📌 1
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Check out our newest episode of #HIGNFYE for all this and more.

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05.03.2026 18:01 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Good eppy this week.

05.03.2026 03:09 👍 61 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

This is the way.

05.03.2026 03:08 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Murderer’s Row!!!

04.03.2026 22:37 👍 89 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

We made this book to remind very busy kids and adults to take a breath once in a while.

04.03.2026 16:35 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Yes

04.03.2026 02:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm aiming to become Gen X's Shirley MacLaine, minus the talent.

04.03.2026 01:10 👍 118 🔁 3 💬 15 📌 1
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Can Texas Elect a Dem to the Senate? This writer says, "Maybe!"

"Despite his mild demeanor, Talarico is brutal. Debating him is like getting into a knife fight with Mr. Rogers. He will cut you while wearing a cardigan.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/can-texas-...

04.03.2026 01:09 👍 170 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0

Ok but why was an elite counter espionage unit investigating Donald Trump? Oh wait…

03.03.2026 15:27 👍 182 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 0

Is it a war yet?

03.03.2026 12:21 👍 130 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 1

Let me host. And then, next year I can host from Gitmo.

02.03.2026 23:42 👍 274 🔁 20 💬 24 📌 2

If this is the result, what the hell is it supposed to prevent?

02.03.2026 22:14 👍 210 🔁 15 💬 39 📌 2
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Let Loose the Squirrels of War The squirrels are chasing each other around my backyard again.

“We’ve been offered differing explanations for why we attacked another nation in the first place… while the real reason – imminent midterms while facing cratering approval numbers and a pedophilia scandal – hasn’t yet made its way to the briefing room.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/let-loose-...

02.03.2026 16:14 👍 270 🔁 36 💬 9 📌 1

He does, yes.

02.03.2026 16:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Let Loose the Squirrels of War The squirrels are chasing each other around my backyard again.

“We’ve been offered differing explanations for why we attacked another nation in the first place… while the real reason – imminent midterms while facing cratering approval numbers and a pedophilia scandal – hasn’t yet made its way to the briefing room.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/let-loose-...

02.03.2026 16:14 👍 270 🔁 36 💬 9 📌 1

I KNEW I was right to blame you for your parents' divorce!

02.03.2026 03:43 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
The Clinton's "Closed Door" Deposition! & Trump Preps To Steal The Election?! | HIGNFYUS
The Clinton's "Closed Door" Deposition! & Trump Preps To Steal The Election?! | HIGNFYUS YouTube video by Have I Got News For You US

HEY!!!! It's Sunday!!! There's a New Have I got News for you US!!!

Thanks @roywoodjr.bsky.social @amberruffin.bsky.social and @michaelianblack.bsky.social for making this Awesome Panel Show!

#HIGNFYUS

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01.03.2026 16:17 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
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"Uterus juice" is real. Look it up!

An all NEW episode of #HIGNFY with Sports Journalist Bomani Jones & Journalist @juliaioffe.bsky.social is streaming NOW on the CNN app.

01.03.2026 17:02 👍 88 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 1

I didn't know what to do!

01.03.2026 02:42 👍 85 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 0

Thank goodness Crazy Eyes is on the job.

01.03.2026 01:26 👍 83 🔁 2 💬 12 📌 0

Should be on it tonight.

01.03.2026 01:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Not gonna lie - Bomani steals the episode. He was on fire last night.

01.03.2026 00:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awesome to see and happy for the Iranian people. Hopefully everybody packs up and goes home now, and the Iranians segue into a peaceful democracy with full control of their natural resources. Hang the "Mission Accomplished" banner, folks!

01.03.2026 00:36 👍 207 🔁 14 💬 15 📌 1

The day's worst news is my show getting pre-empted.

01.03.2026 00:34 👍 136 🔁 1 💬 20 📌 1

Honestly thought this was a picture of me for a moment.

28.02.2026 23:06 👍 329 🔁 9 💬 17 📌 2

Thank you!

28.02.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"...you might as well go full Mussolini and invade some random-ass country on a whole other continent. We saw how that ended up for ol’ Benito. And while I offer no predictions about Trump’s ultimate fate, I would encourage him to keep his feet presentable for when he is hung upside down by them.”

28.02.2026 22:09 👍 73 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0