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Me: "Guys, guys. Don't fight. You're ALL the biggest dicks."

Maybe -- just maybe -- it's a bad idea to have our government and military run by people actively cheering for the Apocalypse? I don't know. I'm no political science scholar.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Because Trump thinks dead servicemembers are suckers and losers. He likes people who didn't die.

No. He should get a pile of missiles in return for help.

My 9-year-old dropped an F bomb on some mean little douchebags in PE, and her teacher told her she wasn’t allowed to use offensive language in class, and she was like, “Nope, my mom said I could and I listen to her,” and this is the greatest day I’ve had in awhile.

Isn’t she being paid in lip fillers?

Trump replacing Noem as Homeland Security secretary President Donald Trump says he’s replacing his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and will nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin.

And the FIFA Peace Prize goes to...

Does Trump have the cards?

HAHA! Someone's wearing his Let's Make a Deal Underoos.

Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.

Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday.

Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custody—the last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Center—he died from complications from a tooth infection.

A tooth infection.

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I'm not in the legislature, but I'm prepared to make impeachment my singular life goal.

I thought it was me.

Prison is just so hard for privileged white people.

#TinaPeters #JaredPolis #Colorado

The day's not over yet.

I'm OK with that. I'm completely over this universe.

They never planned for getting Americans out because they didn't care.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

So we started a holy war. #Iran

Security plans = hiding under a table.

Soldiers know what we are signing up for. We know the risks for one, and we know what we are signing up to do. Nobody gets through Basic still unsure what exactly the purpose of the military is. I sure didn't. The purpose of the military is to advance the interests of the Empire. All of us knew it.

Thank you for your honesty. I don’t wish any soldier dead, but I’m so tired of having to genuflect at the altar of patriotism. Nurses and wine moms have done more to protect my freedoms than soldiers.

DOD Panics That Iran War Will Use up All U.S. Air Defense Supplies Pentagon officials are worried about the operation lasting “more than a few days.”

Why does the DOD need supplies when they have warrior ethos? #Iran

I had shingles a few years ago, and I would have started WWIII as well if I had the nuclear codes.

It's excruciating, based on personal experiene. The risk of death is low but not zero.

My thought was shingles too, but I could also be wrong. He's got a freaky rash on his hand as well.

I'm thinking this is shingles. That would be awesome, because shingles is stupid painful.

I have no more idea than anyone else, but it could be shingles.

His hand looks like he spent the weekend jerking off Netanyahu.

Oh, wait...

My neighbour told me Kuwaiti air defence keeps eating his F-15s so I asked how many F-15s he had and he told me he just goes and gets another F-15 so I said it sounds like he's just feeding F-15s to Kuwaiti air defence and then his daughter started crying

Same. I can’t believe I’m expected to take my kids to school every fucking day that place is open.