ivy~

I’m so fucking gay dude

*points* Balatro!

she curled up around my leg at a show and then got on Tumblr and started showing me Jerma memes 🥰🥰🥰

but what if this fixes me

RACCOON MEAT- Charlie kelly its always sunny YouTube video by ASPx360

youtu.be/cDuujdinLv8?...

Synthesizers

to be clear, i enjoyed these eps a lot, but jesus christ

Frieren 8-10
suppressing my mana
suppressing her mana
suppress your mana
suppressing my mana
suppressing my mana
suppressing your mana
suppress your mana
suppressing her mana
suppressing your mana
suppressing your mana
suppressing my mana
suppressing her mana
suppressing my mana
suppressing her mana

cisgender men are the worst

i did not think there would be "The Pest" apologists oozing out of the ether to correct me, but that's cis men for you

what happens when the movie is "The Pest?"

i never knew you were anti-pit

wait til you find out about the local nerf space

except if you put it in B, it's in A, and if you put it in A, it's in G. madness!

is it dark? are you wearing sunglasses?

hey that's me!

"KILL THEM ALL! Hmm? Oh heavens, no: just leave them there as a warning to other gulls. Now, chop chop!"

"The birds, their eggs, their food--break the entire food chain--bend this ecosystem to MY will! KILL THEM ALL!"

"These sea gulls are an abomination, their gorging themselves on our bread an afront to bakeries everywhere. KILL THEM ALL!"

"Cull the gulls! Cull them now! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM NOW!"

"Yarr, a winged sea-beast killed me grandmother's second-cousin-in-law. Or wait, wad it my second-cousin-in-law's grandma? Oh well. KILL THEM ALL!"

"Our island's native sea gull population has become dependent on us for survival. It may seem cruel, but we must cut back their population so those that can fend for themselves will proliferate once more. KILL THEM ALL!"

"These gulls have grown too fat upon our glutinous goods. KILL THEM ALL!"

Alternative flavor text for "No More Bread" in WoW:

"One of these BITCH ASS BIRDS had the audacity to HONK at me the other day when I was eating a sandwich. KILL THEM ALL!"

elon did the impossible and got all the trans girls to hate musk

2 towers "but you're fucking part of this world!"

wretched day, release me from consciousness if you have any mercy

hi Sable

fr tho when are we getting the James Cameron × Hideo Kojima collab

has anyone tried to get James Cameron into 40k? i feel like he would get a lot out of it

legendary quality low-level rocket pack called "The Giver of Great Uppies"