Orona!

i don't even want to do this dear god it's a pittsburgh toilet in the corner of a dark basement but this bozo is using flash and there's a stair well coming down the middle of the room like a normal set of stairs and uh, it's the stuff of nightmares dear reader, just let me say

ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵃᶦʳ ˢʰᶦᵗ ᵖʳᵒʲᵉᶜᵗ

giv banan

...does he have a girlfriend

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH FHTAGN

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

FRONT
TOWARDS
ASTHMATIC

Thinking Machines CM-2 supercomputer from the 1990s. A 2x2x2 arrangement of ominous black cubes with hundreds of blinking red lights.

Thinking Machines CM-5 supercomputer. It’s a different shape than its predecessor, still black and red and ominous, but with staggered cabinets rather than cubes. More powerful but not quite as cool.

The only Thinking Machines that matter.

🐶🚫

...i thought these were for making your inhalers into stiletto heels

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Just a pangolin enjoying the underwear party… and maybe looking for someone fun to keep him company tonight 😏🩲🥃

Raffle prize illustration for @theyogurtthief.bsky.social ✨

#FurryArt #NSFW

that plug looks fun, which one is it? >.>

@scorcher.bsky.social

Raccoon speaking into a microphone “WOULD.”

Lynx shoving raccoon out of the way, speaking into the microphone: “WILL.”

Possum pushing the lynx out of the way to declare into the microphone, “HAVE.”

The Moirai bickering over your destiny.

Sticker comm for @shirosiri.us! #furryart

Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Family Guy Video Game! (Multiplatform, 2006)

two fursuiters - one in the foreground posing for a photo while another has his head in his hands having a bad time in the background

There's a non-zero chance that I'll be having an existential crisis in the background of your photoshoot

🐕 leo hoosk
📸 @dolbyhyena.bsky.social

I was looking at offbrand phones waaay back because i needed one for like three weeks and there was one and i swear to god it was from something like DONGWANK

you don't have to apologise for any of this. you have limits like everyone else

good girl. build up a bit of mental resilience. ❤️

If you're hanging on the glark/peba dichotomy, I went with peba in the end because while you got slightly less spares in it, the box was slightly nicer

What this actually meant is that a lot of companies trademarked random phrases which were unlikely to have been used before like GLARK and PEBA to get them into the program x3

Unsurprisingly this is Amazon's fault x3

They launched Amazon Brand Registry which gives sellers some bonuses for having a trademarked brand registered with them, with the intent of making it so people can find household names easier

buying one of two basically identical things from amazon so it really comes down to the brand, do i want one from GLARK or PEBA?

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CARAMACARAMA
CINEMA IN THE NIGHT
SUCH A GOOD THING
DON'T FORGET TO BRING
POPCORN TONY
IN HIS PAPER CASTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mighty boosh has permanently damaged my brain

noooo

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