Jeff Drake

Oh yes.

Up through the 1930s, State Fairs across America featured head on collisions between trains. The first occurred at the Iowa State Fair in 1896 before a crowd of 20,000. This video is from the Minnesota State Fair during the Great Depression, as featured in the poster below:

Brilliance by Ruben Bolling.

Yes, I’m still doing my ridiculous podcast with my friend Brooke.

Everything the orange idiot does is transactional. If there’s no profit to be made from something, he WILL NOT DO IT. Guaranteed that he and his family are making money off the soaring oil prices. Guaranteed.

The picture shows two Don Francisco’s coffee cans. One is redesigned, but also smaller and contains 10oz in contrast to the old can which contained 12oz.

Great new package redesign!
Same great price!

…oh shit, wait a second.

…and quitting after 9.

Pete Hegseth at a military funeral, solemnly ripping off his shirt to perform a 21-push up salute to the fallen.

ok ill bite, whats oil

It surprises me how much I enjoy the WBC. Maybe it’s because so much else that’s happening is so awful? Might have something to do with it.

The inspiration for the Simpsons episode where Homer eats the hot chili pepper?

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

Finally something positive happens for that guy!

I don’t want to see more Americans lose their lives in this war.

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

That’s how slurs are! So pushy and aggressive!

Years ago, I said “Fuck A-Rod.” Today, I have even more reasons to keep saying it.

The Ron Howard narrator voice is getting a WORKOUT these days.

Which OBVIOUSLY means that it’s been nearly a week since it ended definitively and decisively.

A general came up to me. Big man. Strong man. Tears in his eyes. And he said, “Sir, you’ve started a beautiful war. The most perfect, most beautiful war I’ve ever seen. Thank you, sir.”

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

The glee with which this fucking monster talks about murdering people is truly gross.

So…on one side of the Pyrenees is Spain and on the other side is Russia?

The rash on his neck? Also from too much handshaking.