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Oh my gods this is amazing 🤣🤣

A little offended Grammarly didn't make a sloppelganger of me

At press time, Schultz was in Miami expecting Seattle’s “Bring Back Our Schultz” campaign to begin any day now.

The best part of grocery shopping is realizing you forgot the one thing you went there for and then spending $75 on snacks you don’t need.

Maybe it should matter that the President of the United States threatened the lives of the Iranian soccer team, who can say

Everything you need to know about the World Baseball Classic quarterfinals After a thrilling round of pool play, the World Baseball Classic is about to level up. Eight teams -- two from each pool -- are still alive in their pursuit of a WBC title as the event takes on a tour...

The Dominican Republic vs. Korea and Canada vs. the United States on Friday.

Italy vs. Puerto Rico and Japan vs. Venezuela on Saturday.

Here's everything you need to know about the WBC quarterfinals.

www.mlb.com/news/mlb-202...

Did they close the Strait of Hormoooz?

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing

yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

Hell yeah @snell.zone!

That was damn good.

Love PCA!

The Millionaires’ Tax will apply to less than one half of one percent of Washingtonians, but make life more affordable for millions. I look forward to signing it.

Family #2 for sure! Grew up on a farm about 30 minutes outside of Peoria, IL. We’d go outside and just watch the tornadoes and storms go by from the roof.

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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

TMNT logo but it says "All my friends hate Gavin Newsom"

RT @swillysports: How does every SINGLE day of the World Baseball Classic outdo the last??⚾️🍿
#worldbaseballclassic

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I don't want to have to rebuild my community again if we all have to jump ship

Sorry for the deluge of posts, but I've been meaning to share this. It's not just oil held up in the Strait of Hormuz.

This is so clownish. You want a bare minimum coffee and a minimal line? Then why are you going to the place that specializes in making people special little treats and has built its entire business model on fulfilling detailed requests?

This is like saying it's rude to build a bear at Build-a-Bear.

market people are fucking hilarious you could tell them the moon was discovered to be made out of rare pokemon cards and they'd boost trading cards stock 90000%

Inject this straight into my veins 💥

Hey guess what? That’s not trans equality @gavinnewsom.bsky.social. And you know what else? I still won’t be voting for you if you’re the Democratic nominee 🖕🏼

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

Jake Lang today in #NewYork city ROFLMAO
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Look, even if SOMEPLACE has to be the white homeland, why do WE draw the short straw? There’s plenty of pasty-ass countries out there.