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Ex-Microsoft (twice). Doomer. He / him / dude / El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. I’m bangin in the east and I’m bangin in the west

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Markwayne Mullin, set to run Homeland Security >>

05.03.2026 19:47 👍 671 🔁 235 💬 57 📌 11

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 👍 5433 🔁 1271 💬 45 📌 46

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

02.03.2026 14:43 👍 5841 🔁 1298 💬 53 📌 39

really says a lot about our current political reality that all the would-be leaders of the Democratic party are treating the US massacring children with the same kind of moral gravitas as milk being too expensive

02.03.2026 13:59 👍 94 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 1

32% of the worlds oil reserves come from Iran and Venezuela - not a threat to US

02.03.2026 14:12 👍 402 🔁 78 💬 1 📌 7
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The irrational strongman we’ve been warned about is here His name is Donald J. Trump.

"We have at last found a global villain who matches the bugbear — an ill-informed violent despot who seems to enjoy carnage for its own sake, & who has the power & will to project terror & violence anywhere on earth for any reason or none.

That global villain is, of course, President Donald Trump."

02.03.2026 14:13 👍 3718 🔁 1246 💬 119 📌 49
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The money behind the new Iran War In private calls over the last several weeks, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman urged President Trump to attack Iran.

1. According to multiple reports both Saudi Arabia and the UAE lobbied Trump to attack Iran.

Both countries have increased their influence with Trump by investing billions in projects that personally enrich Trump and his son-in-law, Jared Kushner.

02.03.2026 13:39 👍 2087 🔁 1151 💬 127 📌 175

“We prefer to align ourselves with lawless dictators, but we also like to murder them, so it’s complicated.”

02.03.2026 13:36 👍 69 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

“No stupid rules of engagement”

02.03.2026 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

22.02.2026 23:49 👍 2046 🔁 608 💬 13 📌 25

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 👍 10836 🔁 2021 💬 110 📌 84

Just days ago, we found out that Trump is circulating an executive order claiming that China interfered in the 2020 election as a pretext to declare a national emergency and ultimately to declare extraordinary presidential powers over voting.

28.02.2026 19:53 👍 1552 🔁 465 💬 71 📌 12
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I get solid reposts from Bradley Whitford

28.02.2026 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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White House officials believe ‘the politics are a lot better’ if Israel strikes Iran first As the administration mulls military action in Iran, officials argue it’d be best ifIsrael makes the first move.

“Senior advisers to…Trump would prefer Israel strike Iran before the United States launches an assault on the country… These Trump…officials are privately arguing that an Israeli attack would trigger Iran to retaliate, HELPING MUSTER SUPPORT FROM AMERICAN VOTERS FOR A US STRIKE.”

[emphasis added]

26.02.2026 02:17 👍 83 🔁 44 💬 7 📌 16
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Dozens of FBI records apparently missing from Epstein files, including Trump accuser interviews | CNN Three interviews related to a woman who accused President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her decades ago appear to be among the missing files in the DOJ release.

Dozens of FBI witness interviews from the investigation of Jeffrey Epstein appear to be missing from the files released by the Department of Justice last month, according to a CNN review – including interviews related to a woman who accused President Trump of sexually assaulting her decades ago.

25.02.2026 02:57 👍 3170 🔁 1336 💬 100 📌 105

the used to print all the websites onto paper each day and a boy would deliver them to your door then a few days later a man would come and pick them all up

25.02.2026 02:55 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I read that in Sir David Attenborough’s voice.

25.02.2026 06:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I refused to attend = standing on principle that he’s not a normal president and shouldn’t be treated like one.

Waving a dumb little sign = I’m an unserious person who thinks this is all a game for the cameras.

24.02.2026 19:53 👍 105 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 👍 23657 🔁 5749 💬 453 📌 805
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THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS A Thought Exercise in Financial History, from the Future

“It should have been clear that a single GPU cluster generating the output of 10,000 white-collar workers would tank the GDP. We probably could have figured this out sooner if we just asked how much money machines spend on discretionary goods (hint: it’s zero)”

www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

23.02.2026 22:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Moron says Harris would have gotten us into war with Iran and it would have been a nightmare

Moron says Harris would have gotten us into war with Iran and it would have been a nightmare

Same moron is really excited about the prospect of Trump attacking Iran

Same moron is really excited about the prospect of Trump attacking Iran

Just a reminder that most of the MAGA influencers don’t actually have any principles or positions on anything.

Whatever gets them clicks and engagement. It’s all a grift.

22.02.2026 01:10 👍 4414 🔁 1086 💬 140 📌 37

SKATALITY ✊🏼

22.02.2026 01:36 👍 359 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 1

YES PLEASE

22.02.2026 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An embroidered patch shows a scene in space with an asteroid hurtling towards earth and a Tyrannosaurus rex (also in space) with its mouth open, either screaming or trying to bite the asteroid (I don't know). Along the top of the patch it says "NEO SURVEYOR." At the bottom of the patch it says, "NEVER AGAIN."

An embroidered patch shows a scene in space with an asteroid hurtling towards earth and a Tyrannosaurus rex (also in space) with its mouth open, either screaming or trying to bite the asteroid (I don't know). Along the top of the patch it says "NEO SURVEYOR." At the bottom of the patch it says, "NEVER AGAIN."

This unofficial patch for the NEO Surveyor project that my husband brought home from work is sending me.

04.04.2025 21:03 👍 633 🔁 165 💬 16 📌 12
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The executive jet that DHS says it needs has a “bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar ..”

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

19.02.2026 15:33 👍 4100 🔁 1714 💬 580 📌 511
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They're Coming for Our Daughters The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures

The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”

The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...

09.02.2026 18:22 👍 4833 🔁 2668 💬 230 📌 478
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Opinion | Ring is using lost dogs to make the surveillance state adorable The same technology the Amazon-owned company uses to find lost dogs could easily be turned against their owners.

“No matter how Ring and other surveillance tech companies may downplay it, there’s no world in which finding lost dogs is the final end-use for this technology.”

09.02.2026 23:00 👍 1438 🔁 510 💬 31 📌 35

I think it was supposed to be Bad Bunny as a child.

09.02.2026 02:06 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

09.02.2026 01:32 👍 5899 🔁 965 💬 31 📌 33