the race is on to see who will be the 2nd person in history to think i am as cool as i do
the race is on to see who will be the 2nd person in history to think i am as cool as i do
we stan a hypernormalized linear reality king
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oh, sweetie
at least there's a handsome nice man to look at on the front page, that must be nice for you
Is it any surprise whatsoever that a c suite handpicked by "If the Epstein files were a creepy bedroom and its wallpaper came to life like a mummy from a tomb and we named it Bobby" Kotick did dumb shit things for greed and it affected more than just the union-busted fireable plebs? Yes? Huh.
I never used it until I took a discord break and wanted to message my partner and the algo immediately just started feeding me cute dogs, autistic advocacy, and goth baddie thirst traps
I felt attacked but not unseen
Controversial opinion for an Irish person but I think Churchill should be on the five pound notes. And furthermore Andrew Mountbatten should be on the 10 pound notes. Jimmy Saville on the 20s. Constant reminders of the British Empire achieving exactly what it set out to accomplish.
If I ever run a show there's anyways a piece for Lena at the table if she wants it I don't even care what is about it could be a David Attenborough shit let her in to insert jokes about 90s witches
Yeah but imagine if this happened with a person tho
Actually the way the capitalists want us to exist yeah you'll have advanced stem degrees but still be working at Wendy's so it's actually not as implausible as it seems in fact this is probably a pretty fun interaction for those people in dystopia
(proximity required for all comforting mouth accoutrements and/or pats on the back/top of the head) (hair not required for the top of the head pats)
Stay safe bud lmk if you fall in a thoughthole and need to rant to someone but you're afraid of saying something embarrassing I will always be more cringe than you my covenant is a steel trap of safe space for neurodiverse folks on drugs to say insane shit without judgement and maybe a cookie/juice
@bouphe.bsky.social oh my god sophie im finally digging in to the new soft focus and the first sense memory i had was your delivery and editing style are like a perfect modern segment from the anti gravity-room which i think you might love
oh my god roast poor @lenamoon.bsky.social why dont you good lord
im glad i think these are bangers because it would honestly be pretty sad if no one anywhere did ever so thank goodness for me
leave it to ed kowalcyk to fuze the powers of bald, sleepy, chill, and horny
I guess so long as we have a better thing to use as a reference point we can at least see a way out, that's some hope
Hey look at that every time a dolphin cries a Makoto gets their naegi
i mean I liked the Weezer video cameo fine but in a better world chocolate rain would have started the revolution
Well that's not fair because in the best would we wouldn't need it to so how far off the mark are we like are we a b+ spiritually or more like a Zx10^10fยฅยง%?
clarkson can be thanked for ONE thing and it was trolling his friends with this in africa
ah see they said shibboleth but i was paying too much attention to homestuck so what i heard was shubbabang hi shelby i hope life is nice now
anyways i was just watching a video about how to learn kabbalah and it mentioned something is just like, a Duh moment, that being that reading kabbahlist texts is really confusing and complicated which from a modern scholarly perspective is absolutely annoying but also absolutely the right thing to do if you are explicitly writing something of esoterica because the reason its esoteric is that its weird and people dont like that you think it otherwise it would just be religion or something and so when they find out what you're saying in what they keep calling your "gay little club" is about how the world actually works you gotta write it in ways that the average bumblefuck roman can't understand and even some of the ruling emperor's smartest bootlickers cant figure out either which, i mean, at that point if theyre that interested in you for seditious behaviour that the emperors smartest cousin is involved theyd just kill you if they really wanted to anyways so it doesnt really matter ultimately youre long dead but fuck them they dont get to learn about heaven theyre dickheads like no shit kabballah is a pain in the ass to learn so in a way, the fact that i write in this turboapocalyptistic way and feel like everyone hates me all the time is kinda validating, i guess. like im kinda just doing escoterica. ive got a message in there, somewhere, because i feel it in my dumb little soul so it has to mean SOMETHING but its like my brain has to put eversomany traps in front of it to make sure only the goodest kids get there and i think a significant barrier to that, one of the big tests, is can you even put up with me for more than a single sentence. if you can't, good. leave after sentence one. that's the point. i give you a single letter, one at a time, in a specific order. if at any point you feel compelled to stop, do. you just aint on my frequency and that's fine. so far the grand total of people who are SEEMS to just be one, but that might mean infinity if you loโฆ
which like, yeah, same, that shit sucks we should stop them doing it
well i mean its also gaslighting and lampshading at the same time since its currently what theyre doing for now with just the brown people they dont like until its just the woke people they dont like then its just everyone but them someone should write a poem about this actually
i get it, it looks very fun to be sephiroth
and you know they done some bad shit to jenova
to the lifestream
to mother
and dude you aint wrong
but brother we are not gevurah
we must chose to be with chesed
fuck yeah. i hope slash assume they would have done it themselves eventually buts its far enough away that they thought they had time question mark idk but either way fuckin aces mate
yknow i think i gravitated to this style of social media because its essentially just a giant flat bulletin board where every thing can just become its own thread and there is no "subforum" other than the specific people you follow and whoever climbs in your menchies
Ain't it strange the way the city smells worse on a hot day in August, 2pm, right before us good movers move and us shakers break our hearts?