lavender apparition

Jeez, okay 👀

Hang on as a person who took two semesters of theatre history this is hilarious

I know it’s “only” one hour but the time change is kicking my butt rn. Like “why am I still wide awake at this hour I should be getting ready for bed” and “why am I so tired so late in the morning wtf”

Can I put my head on there for a minute? 🥺

Only had a matinee of my show today so I drove up to LA to see the closing performance of a play one of my grad school classmates wrote. It turned out to be an impromptu grad school reunion and tbh I felt pretty cool I am so grateful to be in this stupid little industry

I’m willing to negotiate in exchange for extra forehead smooches 🫡🫡🫡

Yes please I will even be a good boy if that’s required

Can I just get one on my forehead please? 🥺

One House Republican in California Retires, and Another Runs as an Independent

Two Friday night news dumps from California Republicans made vulnerable by redistricting:

-Darrell Issa is retiring

-Kevin Kiley is running for reelection as an independent

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I am so sorry you’re feeling this way right now. The feeling will pass, I promise. 🫂

TMI sorry non-homosexual friends:

I wanna get dommed but like in a nurturing way where I can let go of having to take care of other people for a little bit and do what I’m told and that I’m a good boy

My therapist also had to cancel our session this week. I think these things are connected

Opera is cool. In grad school I was taking a class on opera stage management and I wrote a paper for it with my favorite title for anything academic I’ve ever written.

“Verdi’s Rigoletto: The Consequences of Being Too Silly”

I love this for you tbh

When you get home from work late, microwaving a sweet potato and pouring half a can of Trader Joe’s vegetarian chili and a glob of guacamole over it will really hit. That’s all.

One life-changing realization of my 30s is that you can literally just microwave a sweet potato. You don’t have to bake it. Just wash it off and poke it a few times all over with a fork and nuke that bad boy for a few minutes, turn it over, and nuke it again. Bam.

You can use this tool to contact your lawmakers: badinternetbills.com

LOVE going to a play by myself. I’ve been doing it since college.

all loads refused

Mood

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

I’m trying to order some custom thank you cards for when my current shows close, but so many of the options are very “live, laugh, love” coded. Surely people besides ostentatious conservative white ladies give thank you cards???

sorry I like all your pics you are just super hot

There’s something going on on the Spanish-speaking internet that has to do with fur suits but I am afraid to investigate further

no es nada de mis asuntos

Mirror selfie of me in black tank top. I’m flexing my right tricep to highlight the color gradient from my shoulder (paler) to my forearm (tanner)

Slightly more zoomed out mirror selfie of me in black tank top. I’m flexing my right tricep to highlight the color gradient from my shoulder (paler) to my forearm (tanner). My mirror is a little dirty.

I was outside for literally 20 minutes yesterday and my forearms have already turned a full shade darker than my shoulders

i don’t think that the average american is jonesing for a full war with iran

I’m going to the opening performance of the salsa Cinderella musical that my company is producing tomorrow and I’ve been desperately practicing my salsa steps for the company party they better play some salsa standards at the party tomorrow or I’m gonna crash out

Does anyone else ever think about how stressful it is to be a social primate or is there something wrong with me

My memoir is going to be called “Can Everyone Be Normal for Five Minutes?”

This post brought to you by a single canned paper plane cocktail from Trader Joe’s

what’s a guy got to do to get topped around here