Will Hines

V much!

I might go for a walk

It’s a CBB FM sclusie!

Trump Creates New Cabinet Position To Take Milk Money From Nerds

Very truly sorry that so many things suck

I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.

Could everyone stop saying that I will be representing the USA in Solo Basketball Dunking? That literally makes no sense!

GUYS it is NOT true that I turned down a nomination for Best Actor. Please stop saying that.

Just did 10000 push ups.

I bet I could dunk.

I vow to watch every single movie ever made this year.

Everything always works.

Die Hard came out 83 years ago.

Thank you!

It is funny how long video game credits are. I like to watch them because it feels honorable to do so but they are just so hilariously long. 20 minutes? 30? I could put a movie on another screen and be done.

Really!! I gotta learn the names of new grocery stores.

“Science fiction? More like REAL LIFE.” - me, blowing minds

Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)

I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.

I will stand up for hot children of famous people.

All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating

Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or

You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.

Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap

Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit

“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow

I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done

I swear to god today I will do everything different

I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.