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Dennis Kramb

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Lover of tennis, gardening, kittehs, and teh intarweb! Thoroughly obsessed with Drag Race, my 2 cats (Snowshoes), plant hybridizing (Iris, Opuntia, Agave, Phalaenopsis, Hymenocallis, Gesneriads), and traveling as far & wide & often as possible. -11/13/24-

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blooski !

10.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of an old man with a cane and the words " i 'm old " above him ALT: a cartoon of an old man with a cane and the words " i 'm old " above him

day 2 has as well.

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

into a volcano...

10.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need one.

10.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
Clockwise, from top left: Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus. None of the worlds is to scale, but all are imaged with JWST's near-infrared (NIRCam) instrument.

Clockwise, from top left: Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and Uranus. None of the worlds is to scale, but all are imaged with JWST's near-infrared (NIRCam) instrument.

The giant planets of the Solar System, by JWST.

09.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12
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a woman says i 'm a grown woman while wearing a gold dress ALT: a woman says i 'm a grown woman while wearing a gold dress

SPEAKING OF BUTT CRACKS

I can't believe how mature I've grown! I had two plumbers here last month fixing stuff in my bathroom and my basement and I didn't talk about either one of their butt cracks on social media.

09.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday-Eve! πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he's getting roasted over on his Twitter account for this.

09.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

maybe we like things slapped on our butt crack

09.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as a kid in Catholic elementary school learning about how scientific advancements were propelling society forward in the last 500 years while the Church was actively punishing those early scientists and simultaneously doing genocides around the globe in the name of Christianity. #Cringeianity

09.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a drag queen wearing a black feathered hat is making a funny face and saying `` officially '' . ALT: a drag queen wearing a black feathered hat is making a funny face and saying `` officially '' .

my first day back in the garden in 4 months has kicked my ass

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"They promised us a very, very different future... That future hasn't arrived and I am frankly angry. I'm angry that these folks won't own up. I'm angry they won't tell the truth and I'm angry that this is a result of a series of absolutely insane policy blunders."

09.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 755 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8
Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

09.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2584 πŸ” 525 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 16
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a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest . ALT: a man with a beard and long blonde hair is holding a sword in a forest .
09.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman playing a piano with the words i 'm still standing written below her ALT: a woman playing a piano with the words i 'm still standing written below her
08.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhh maybe that's why I just saw willy on here a minute ago

08.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Krispy Kramb 🀀

08.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not allowed to see this!!!!!

bsky.app/profile/dkra...

08.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely Beautiful Queens

08.03.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhhhhhhhhhh see that's what eluded me.... I wasn't thinking with the mindset of being a nazi scumbucket!

okay, it makes sense now. tyvm! 🀭

07.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe I'm dumb or not understanding something with this situation but I wouldn't give up my sentor seat for a cabinet position for ANY president let alone this sad crazyass mfer who will probably fire me by the end of the month if not the end of next week anyway.

07.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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me and oomf practicing our idle animations

07.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
uk vs the world 3 is CRAZY 🐸 | RUPRISE 5 & 6
uk vs the world 3 is CRAZY 🐸 | RUPRISE 5 & 6 YouTube video by Muniz

effing hilarious recaps!!!!!!!!!!!! #DragRaceUKvsTheWorld
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUd1...

07.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i can't stand it 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

07.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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an orca whale is swimming in the ocean with the words " free willy " written below it ALT: an orca whale is swimming in the ocean with the words " free willy " written below it

Ohio blocked the porn here for me since i refuse to do the age verification bullshit but sometimes the auto moderator misses and i get a

07.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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furry belly! 😜

07.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Asteroid defense mission shifted the orbit of more than its target The binary asteroid's orbit around the Sun was affected by the impact.

Big day for #DARTMission alums, as here’s some more work released today!

Remember how we said that yes, we were technically also changing Didymos’s orbit around the Sun, but by a small, unmeasurable amount?

So, it _was_ a very small amount but Rahil Makadia et al showed it was _not_ unmeasurable.

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Jesus Christ!
www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bride of Shitler and Jizzlane showing off Epstein victims.

#FirstTart
#HOTUS

06.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1