Stonkers

i've never seen it! i'm not a huge fan of seafood, but i'd give it a shot

image: a bag of lay’s numb & spicy hot pot flavor potato chips

my neighborhood grocery store now carries the best chips, it’s so over for me

messi and the rest of inter miami with the walking grinning wax corpse of trump holding a pink inter miami jersey with trump 47 on it

oh messi baby noooo. this is so christiano ronaldo coded

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

that beat got an actual guffaw out of me

Peter’s local number: 802-863-2525
Peter’s DC number: 202-224-4242
Peter’s email form: www.welch.senate.gov/email-peter/
(he only responds to Vermonters, so go get him, my fellow gravel-hearted green mountain pals

time to make some phone calls

time to write some emails

time to let peter know this shit isn’t cute

patina magic

that's basically what i got, but made of wood!

it hasn't arrived yet, but i think it's going to feel so good

i just spent 20 bucks on a chunk of wood to cram under my neck at night. we who have neck pain will try anything to make it better. anything.

[Exit Murderer.]

loooool

spring is springing and the alien tadpoles are coming out of stasis

Thank you!!

Yep, that’s exactly what they are!

i'm proclaiming it officially Restocking Spring around here

(sorry for the sound on this one, it's my fume trap that keeps me from poisoning myself with flux fumes as i solder)

i don't know, but you *know* i'm going to spend part of my day tomorrow researching it

when do we start

god i wish i had a crossbow

i feel just the same about raw onions, so i get it

just ketchup and yellow mustard (a lot of yellow mustard) for me thanks

it was haha! and i like it too. works either way!

öats in this hog.

god damn it, you can fit so much öats in this hog.

[slaps roof of hog] bröther you can fit so much hog in this hog

Simple black-and-white illustration that looks like it's grooming itself, i.e. licking its hindquarters (not sure the polite way of saying this)

Félix Vallotton, illustration of a cat from Der bunte Vogel von achtzehnhundertundsiebenundneunzig, 1896 archive.org/details/voge...

do you need to watch a cat enraptured by sean bean reading poetry about birds? don't worry, i gotchu

Get Birding with Sean Bean Episode 1 | The RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch! | Birdwatching Podcast YouTube video by Get Birding

oh okay sean bean loving birds is the kind of quiet joy I needed this morning

A painting of a bird beside the text "Someday, somewhere, someone will truly understand just how fucked up this was"

Maybe! I’m gonna lay out the finished portion of the quilt and these current sections and see what little adjustments I can make to make it work

thank you! the entire quilt is made of the leftover fabrics i bought to make masks for my loved ones in 2020, so it's kind of a personal art project i'm calling a security blanket!