claire

dramatic girl hours

who up having an existential crisis

who up thinking ab being impaled

lent my friend a book and lent them a bookmark at the same time bc I don’t like my shit dog eared and I can’t take the chance that they don’t have one

life hack: time your showers by listening to music but be very strict about how many songs you listen to!! only works if you are strict and don’t keep dancing just because you like to

u say one bad joke and suddenly they’re like “uh oh, Claire’s at the end of her shift, she’s getting EXTRA Claire!!” …

last week my friend put sparkly gold tinsel in my blonde hair and I’ve been acting up ever since

I actually don’t think I was born to work I think I was born to listen to music

it’s simple, megan thee stallion releases a song and I listen to it one hundred times

I’m liking shit on main you wouldn’t even like on your alt

eventually this sleep schedule is going to do irreparable damage to my brain but I’m pretty sure that’s not happening yet

an unfettered ability to sleep on planes is such a blessing

if I ever get kidnapped tell them to check the scene of the crime for nail file shavings

on a high because I’m the only bitch that brought a big toothpaste on the girls trip

and the dj still gonna play my requests omg

and if I think I’m a 10 because I get hit on in NYC just as much as any other city what about it?

disco balls are so important to me

at the end of the day, people are really all the same wherever you go

and if I say the same thing you said immediately after you said it, that’s just a verbal retweet ok

god I love public transportation

if you ever see me out with my hair in a low ponytail just know that I’m going through something

stressing out every single person I work with by being way too laid back about what time I get to the airport

going to the airport soon, feeling a sense of peace coming to my spirit

all I remember is that the last time I was looking for the thing I’m looking for now, I thought to myself “huh, what an interesting place to put this”

100% .. at least don’t show me.. I don’t need to see that

grocery store self checkout camera screens are some of the most disrespectful

telling my night shift partner “see you later today” when we leave after our shift actually makes me more tired

pb&j with a perfect big peninsula type bite ready in the middle of the sandwich

corner of a pb&j that I just took a big delicious bite of

moaned

made a pbj & that shit was so good I made another

apartments are kinda like house bunk beds