claire

switched my peanut butter brand for a little while … just went back and it’s like, wow … these are different brands

refilling my brita immediately after emptying it as an act of self care

sorry for being a bitch, I was really hungry

start getting too many hobbies and then you start getting relaxation decision fatigue

the concept of classical singing

"Are you religious?"

Oh yeah I love Megan Thee Stallion

don’t want kids but I should be The Matriarch

putting my allergy meds in one of those week long pill boxes so I remember to take it

exactly

doesn’t sit right with me that bacon has an o in it

zero other bitches pulling up to this light but they turn it red just for me ❤️

just heard someone say “even the palest ink is better than the best memory” and that just convinced me that I NEED to be posting more

about to nap in my papasan chair in a way that almost definitely will lead to me waking up in physical pain

and if you don’t want me to talk about rock band repeatedly then don’t play songs that I used to play on rock band!

nyt putting the mini crossword behind a paywall is borderline evil

did you hear him? he said no grave can hold his body down, he’ll crawl home to her

dramatic girl hours

who up having an existential crisis

who up thinking ab being impaled

lent my friend a book and lent them a bookmark at the same time bc I don’t like my shit dog eared and I can’t take the chance that they don’t have one

life hack: time your showers by listening to music but be very strict about how many songs you listen to!! only works if you are strict and don’t keep dancing just because you like to

u say one bad joke and suddenly they’re like “uh oh, Claire’s at the end of her shift, she’s getting EXTRA Claire!!” …

last week my friend put sparkly gold tinsel in my blonde hair and I’ve been acting up ever since

I actually don’t think I was born to work I think I was born to listen to music

it’s simple, megan thee stallion releases a song and I listen to it one hundred times

I’m liking shit on main you wouldn’t even like on your alt

eventually this sleep schedule is going to do irreparable damage to my brain but I’m pretty sure that’s not happening yet

an unfettered ability to sleep on planes is such a blessing

if I ever get kidnapped tell them to check the scene of the crime for nail file shavings

on a high because I’m the only bitch that brought a big toothpaste on the girls trip