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Hello, I'm Mr Beast and I'll be running for the Republican nomination this election cycle. BUT FIRST... To test the progressiveness of the progressive left, I IMPORTED 85,000 INDIAN IMMIGRANTS TO THE SMALL CITY OF LYNDEN WASHINGTON!

New redesign of my silly fella by: linktr.ee/sentientcraf...
I love it!

YouTuber with audience that is entirely tech schizo human extinctionist doomers: "Guys, learn to parent your children! Don't let the internet do it!"
xXGodGamerXx69420: "When I have kids one days I'll do this!"
*Nothing happens* (Duh)

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

It is not illegal to archive several terabytes of copyrighted media gained via lawful scraping for personal use and then as a private individual, suffer a substantive data breach wherein all material becomes freely available.

If I wanted to wait for the application to close gracefully, I would not be spamming the Alt+F4 key.

You like kissing snow don't you

Buying my own non recyclable bulk plastic bags (they are actively disintegrating and smell like cancer) and handing them to the cashier at checkout.

Peak Squeaky Performance~ 💙🎈💙

Come give this dog a tug…

#murrsuit #murrsuitmonday

Life is largely dominated by social contracts that are completely optional. There is nothing illegal about walking into all you can eat buffets and eating till you vomit and continue eating until you've been kicked out.

GOG should do an ad campaign based around how you could either spend a billion dollars for ram, or support their funding of reviving classic games that'll run on 256 kilobytes of ram.

I'm for lunch

It's some meme thing so here ya go. A butt photo of Morro (blue, white, and gray canine fursuiter) leaning over the back of the couch. Bonus view of footpaws and tail.

I'm testing a theory

It's crazy how 'the company everyone has been talking about' is always something I've never heard of until I'm reading articles about how everyone is supposedly talking about it.

😜

📸 @linglingfennec.bsky.social

One-week auction on the dealers Den! Starting price: €1
☀️🌻 - www.thedealersden.com/listing/pink... ✨

"Boy oh boy I sure enjoy sitting down to relax..."
The noble Mark Zuckerberg:

paws

You can park in the handicap spot I won't tell. (,,>﹏<,,)

Pa. high court rules that police can access Google searches without a warrant In a decision that only affects Pennsylvanians but could have privacy implications elsewhere, the state's Supreme Court ruled that police did not need a warrant to access a rape suspect's Google searc...

therecord.media/google-searc...

“it is common knowledge that websites, internet-based applications, and internet service providers collect, and then sell, user data.”

~"No reasonable expectation of privacy" MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS YOUR JOB TO RECTIFY THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE FUCKING COURT!!!

Generative AI nor Marijuana are personalities.

A fox person wearing a dog costume and wearing a fox costume of themself over said dog costume makes about 33% of Bluesky users make this face.

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Free with sign-in is not free.

~"I'm so tired to be a cog in the machine, delegated to nothing but churning out content for a enigmatic algorithm empowered by the will of millions of corpos that wish to appropriate my likeness to perpetuate garbage that erodes people's autonomy."

*uploads 15 consecutive sponsored videos*...

I can't understate how quickly I stop watching and block the person / company if the platform allows the second I see 'shop', 'buy', or 'purchase'. I chose to open the app, I didn't choose to watch an ad.

EDITOR. USE THE EFFECT THAT MAKES ME WIDE. WE HAVE TO PAY RENT THIS MONTH.

Mozilla’s new CEO is doubling down on an AI future for Firefox Anthony Enzor-DeMeo is taking charge of one of the internet’s most important — and most complicated — companies.

www.theverge.com/tech/845216/...

THEY AINT GONNA FUCK YOU BRO, THE TECH OLIGARCHS ARE TRILLIONAIRES AND YOU'VE GOT 2% MARKET SHARE.