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‘A pint of plain is your only man.’

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Had that with Batteries Not Included, watched it loads as a kid. Stumbled on it last year on the telly and it really is a fucking awful film.

14.03.2026 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was a terrible dick so don’t feel bad.

14.03.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Saw them in the wild today lads. I was genuinely tempted.

14.03.2026 19:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What, in Heaven? You thoughtless monster.

14.03.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’ll see.

14.03.2026 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What have I done now?

14.03.2026 19:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my God, they’ve killed Marvin The Paranoid Android!

14.03.2026 19:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They sort of knocked around in the same circles for a while and would end up scrapping most weekends.

14.03.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They already gave you free tickets sicknote!

14.03.2026 19:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rosenior getting bin-bagged is going to be my favourite Chelsea moment since I watched my brother knock Jody Morris out in a shit nightclub.

14.03.2026 19:34 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Just when you think they’ve hit peak Everton the clouds clear and Everton Everest emerges.

14.03.2026 19:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liam Rosenior sat journaling there.

14.03.2026 18:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Handsome pub that.

14.03.2026 15:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to out ‘cry in’ Everton? Unpossible.

14.03.2026 14:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s what people voted for. Why do you hate Britain?

14.03.2026 14:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Major Misunderstanding is on manoeuvres.

14.03.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Odd feeling that Arsenal will shit the bed today.

0-1 to The Evertoffos

14.03.2026 11:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Those CRAM things cost $500m a pop apparently.

14.03.2026 11:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The dog just had a fight with another one in the park. Nothing spikes the heart rate quite like it.

14.03.2026 11:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sneaky bastards.

14.03.2026 09:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s lovely. Will give that a proper listen this week.

13.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching Politico get told they're sanewashing shit by the guy they're sanewashing is just excellent. Media cooked. Getting dunked on by the people they're protecting. We are in the post-dignity era of the press.

13.03.2026 21:09 👍 4788 🔁 1158 💬 34 📌 9

Democrats have been piss weak, seem to be doing a Labour and keeping their heads down to pop up and say, “we’re not the Republicans!” for the mid-terms. They should be impeaching the entire cabinet from Trump down. Schumer lives in a world that hasn’t existed for 20 years.

13.03.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finished!

13.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Lighthouse

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W to see this singer tonight. She had one of the most beautiful live voices I’ve ever heard and had a great band. Her back catalogue is worth a listen if you like this sort of thing. Asked someone to stop talking for the first time ever at a gig so I am a cunt.

13.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The pixelation is making this a tough wank.

13.03.2026 22:38 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

That was me.

13.03.2026 21:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hits 5 was my first cassette. Remains a classic.

13.03.2026 20:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the oldest person at this gig by a cool 20 years I reckon.

13.03.2026 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

International Fright Young Thing.

Oh just forget it.

13.03.2026 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0