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You ever get angry at your phone when you try to open it but you are slightly smiling so it locks you out. “If you don’t like me at my best, you’ll see me at my worst.”

Loving berserk so far. Wish there wasn’t the stigma of reading manga in high school. A younger me definitely would have liked this.
#berserk

Started reading berserk.

I’m on vacation all week (bless my job) and I made a fun app inspired by a twitch streamer. Dude was playing WoW with just motion capture so I made my own app to do the same thing. Basically lets me save poses and match them to my current pose and then triggers a key bind.

What a perfect image

Some recent reads and this cool lamp I got since I’m a child and like dumb stuff like this

Got to play with a desktop app recently. Managed some DLL side loading on windows on some unsigned DLLs with a simple name swap. Pretty cool seeing code execution.

Found a cool SSRF last week. The engineer in charge was like, “how did you find this?” lol. Always check your http verbs.

Man, some of the episodes in secret level are incredible. Please, Amazon, if that is your idea of Warhammer 40k content, make 1000 episodes. Truly awesome.

@portswigger.net why did you make it grey with no option to keep it purple? Making me grumpy on a Monday.

9am Monday meetings should be illegal

Having the DoD nominee say he won’t drink “anymore” and then getting his mommy to make phone calls for him is wild. I thought defcon had five levels, not twelve steps. Anyone else feel like they were force fed crazy pills?

AWS:ReInvent is here which means my grinding the last few months is finally over. Looking forward to seeing some of the new services getting launched. Here is a sneak peak….. there is ai involved in at least one service hahaha.

An aerial view of the Tauren starting zone Mulgore with text overlayed across the middle of the image that reads “Flying over the streets that made me”. A commercial jet wing extends across the image, implying the view is from onboard the airplane. The lush green plains fill most of the image below, with a perfect view of Bloodhoof Village in the lower portion of the landscape and the Tauren buildings of Thunder Bluff sitting atop plateaus to the north.

This might be the coolest space photo I’ve seen in a long while. 3000 light year long jet of plasma.

I hate days where I feel crappy but instead of doing anything proactive like going outside for a walk, I stare at Reddit for hours.

Pretty sure this will be me in a few years

My amazing doggo

It feels good to be testing services that will be presented on the main stage at AWS Re:Invent. Some cool stuff in the pipeline over there this year.

Pervis: THIS WEBPAGE IS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD! *Pervis clicks refresh button the same instant the page loads* CLICK *Pervis's spirit departs the body*

Why do I always have to be the one to tell the service teams that their service sucks and isn’t ready for launch? Some manager should have seen this pile of crap, not the pentester. I need a coffee.

Messier object 104

The sombrero galaxy captured by the Hubble Space Telescope.

We get it, you don’t like Twitter. Make your personality encompass more than the shitty social platform you choose to use. No one cares.

Why would you put the gamma service on the prod fabric? WHY???!?!??

Found a sweet race condition with some APIs in production today. It gives me the ability to block any email for a particular service from signing up by putting the resource in an unusable state. Gold Star for me.

Three day weekend and I’ve played WoW for twenty hours. Somebody save me.

I’m tired boss…

Can’t wait until I can use Reddit again and not see political shit every other post