12.03.2026 04:28
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today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
If you really want to rile up some online Melbournians you can try “actually it’s bad to accelerate at a pedestrian, even if they’re jaywalking”
amazing what baseball needs to do to mimic a fraction of net run rate
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
Nobody asks the geopolitical goals of a school shooter, so not sure why we’re asking them of the US administration
Also unlike 99% of pollies you’d probably trust him to not fuck it up on the phone
Loser mentality
*extremely bob voice* see ya starside
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”
YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
I'm laying that Manic Pipe.
bit of unintentional timeline serendipity
fuck that's a turn of phrase
I’m not sure leaking to the press that you’re quietly alarmed as a harm minimisation tactic in support of the thing that you’re quietly alarmed about qualifies as quiet alarm. At this point you’re just pissing on your own hand to spare the floor
I agree with Italy that we should 86 the yanks
Italy may have beat us in Baseball but we’re going to beat them in something they invented: being fascist.
that's actually the wise man's name, what you're referring to is called Frankincense's Gift
That’s sitting in the bleachers hoping to catch a foul ball
Just wait until they hear about quattropanning
As ever: there is no moral case to be a labor member, voter, or supporter.
i would probably get a bit freaked out if my uber driver stopped in the middle of oncoming traffic
this was insanely unsafe
but hey, in a death cult country school shooter mentality is pervasive
its got the juice
one of the people in my group chat adores rook runs because they feel like ODST, so you're certainly not alone
i said 😤
The Howardification of Australian Government by the Coward Anthony Albanese
nothing makes algorithmic feeds dumber than sports
"hey, hey here's the times from free practice three"
cool, thanks, that's super relevant
being the 'member for deception bay' would go pretty hard, tbh
i misread this as "destroys" and my immediate reaction was "but he'd never harm anything gambling related"
Suck ass hard enough and this would seem an inevitable outcome
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