Kimberly 🐘 - Whole

whistling and rubbing my hands together and saying "well don't mind if i DO"

Dommebreakability scales w how chuuni you are imo

An elephant sitting the master or ceremonies.

From one of my Grandpa’s crossword puzzles. Most of them have funny cartoons!

Oh this week is the 4 year anniversary of my first Dame Da Ne joke

blood apparently

i think making art necessarily requires that you emotionally get a little dramatic about something

Anyone in my time zone can clearly tell you that an hour elapsed between these two posts

ok i'm back

i gotta leave i'll be back in an hour

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

The wait is finally over!! Ultrawoman Axa is on AO3!!!!

Chapter 2 coming later this month!

archiveofourown.org/works/808348...

I HATE HAVING TO BE EMPLOYED IN A WORLD WHERE SOMEONE SAID SOLAR NOON SHOULD BE AT 1 PM BECAUSE THE LONG DAYS ARE TOO INCONVENIENT. ADJUST YOUR SCHEDULE LIKE THE REST OF US OR DIE (of course it's been so long that whoever invented daylight savings time has probably chosen option 2 by now)

what if i embodied the big woman character by talking in allcaps constantly

I FORGOT ABOUT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IT'S ABOUT TO BE THREE IN THE MORNING

key art of baiken from guilty gear xrd with the text, 'i'm not unemployed it's called being a ronin' overlaid

picking random brushes and seeing what happens

people who discovered you through this website need to see more Yuriko and Aurelia

息抜き

Said it before I’m very happy they understood how to write Sage post Frontiers

put Diary of a Camper in theaters for its 30th anniversary

I hope there's a continued history of machinima adaptations of classics screening in theaters as movies, so that 10 or 11 years from now when Citizen Kane enters the public domain the public will be ready for my Gmod masterpiece, Citizen Kleiner

no hate to grand theft hamlet (i haven't seen it) but it's funny to watch film nerds act like it invented the concept of machinima and/or doing performance art in multiplayer games just because it got shown in theaters instead of being a youtube video

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

wth i didn't know they put mandy from mandy edits in this game

a cropped pokemon go phone notification that says "Нурnо? Complete yo Research tas"

not right now pokemon go i'm in public

girls who get a lil boyish with it are awesome

Netflix's Ranma 1/2 adaptation won't feature any magical transformation, but the protagonist will feel a strange emptiness when he looks in the mirror sometimes

(Source: tinyurl.com/bd6x4eu6

when there's a gap between the chest and strap of the tank top up to the shoulder >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I just wanna live in a world designed for human beings, man

the Steven Universe drive-by just when you think the bit has ended is what makes this truly supreme