Cresente 🥐

The Hughes bros, Megan Keller, and Hilary Knight on SNL with Connor Storrie

Give the gift of the D before opening day 5.8.2026! https://shop.metro.net/products/ride-the-d-heavyweight-t-shirt

bro

ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online

I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players

ssh snakes.run to join!

This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)

The sidewalks in downtown LA right now

That's fucking right, go Team USA

image is of a program window within Mac OS 6 of MacPaint. The drawing within the program is a pixelated 1bit rendering of Ethel Cain on a black background with her looking over her shoulder, arm bent and hand resting on her head with her fair flowing toward the right of the composition.

I drew Ethel Cain in MacPaint from 1984 with a 25 year old mouse

Descaled my kettle for the first time and I bet that felt really good for the kettle.

Oh just felt and earthquake!

teleprinter keyboard with “who are you” key, “here is” key, “run MSG” key

obsessed with this teleprinter keyboard that has a “Who Are You” key

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

The Danish minister of foreign affairs Lars Løkke Rasmussen needed a cigarette after meeting JD Vance about Greenland. Who could blame him

What did I just wake up to today? This Millennial is tired 😔

The Cottage 🥺

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

19. Never used a waterbed.

Fingers crossed! Although I’m laughing at the possibility someone out there finds a second fortune in theirs 😂

My fortune cookie did not have a fortune in it 😳

Was pleased to find out Panda Express (at least the one near work) brought back eggplant & tofu

Warner Bros. Gets Mostly Cash Netflix Offer in New Round of Bids Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. was fielding a second round of bids on Monday, including a mostly cash offer from Netflix Inc., in an auction that could wrap up in the coming days or weeks, according to p...

Wait, wait.

Netflix is going to take on massive debt to purchase Warner Bros?

Like did you not see AOL, AT&T and Discovery all step on that exact same rake or were you just not paying attention?

incredible quote lol

Had a fun weekend!

Amazon's Stargate Announcement | Coming to Prime Video YouTube video by GateWorld

They’ve confirmed that it’s NOT a reboot!! It’s a new chapter!!

youtu.be/OhYOOmkehIo

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

NeXTcube

Me: Can we get a Steam Machine?
Mom: We already have a Steam Machine at home.

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

LA!

Took a stroll this morning and there was new graffiti everywhere, even on my building. And I’m certain these weren’t done by fans celebrating. Can’t have nice things I guess.