It’s always “I’m here if you ever need to talk” until I’m explaining the rankings of my top ten favorite bears. And then it’s “that’s not what I meant” and “I think you should find a therapist better suited to your needs.”
Honestly 8 likes on bluesky is basically viral for me so I’ll take it
I think half of my role as a musician is to bully people into paying attention to me.
For real! And thank you ♥️
ok thank u for resolving this issue I will stay
Unsure why this was labeled as adult content perhaps another reason to leave this app because excuse me
I am going to hashtag the fk out of this bitch I’m sorry but none of my followers watch my vids so perhaps the hashtag friends will. If not I’m simply cooked on this app and I will accept my demise with grace
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
“you think too much.” you’re so right. will you lobotomize me.
The first thing they do is light your candle, they see A wick at both ends, and think that’s a relief. You’ll shine brighter because you work hard. Yes, you’re melting, but please disregard The cream of the crop have rooms that need lighting. The heat you put off keeps them warm at night, And when you burn out, there are others Daughters taking the place of their mother’s Billions of flames flicker on each year To them, we’re the same, born to disappear After giving up all that we are The sky is barren without all the stars
Writing songs about workers being used and exploited by major corporations because, well…*gestures around wildly*
that’s very kind. ♥️
Just taking a minute away while I sort out some things♥️
I personally think hospitals should separate the maternity ultrasound area from all other ultrasounds because me crying in a room full of balloons and baby decor while waiting to see if I have cancer seemed to really harsh vibe
for anyone who has had a cancer scare, how did you cope while you were waiting for testing/results?
a product will have a million good reviews and I’ll still read those 1 stars like they are god’s final judgement. I don’t care if 50,000 people think these sheets are great. kathy says they wrinkle.
Thank you HAHA
I didn’t fully commit to this and I’m sorry but now is the time I promise
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
yeah ok fine I might be having an existential crisis but in my defense this current state of existence is like very much a crisis
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
I should get myself fired
my mental health is j u s t bad enough to care little for consequences.
I’ve been thinking about it deeply and I think I’m ready to be unhinged online again
Bath time
It’s almost funny that there are Americans who believe the U.S. has naming rights to international waters because a sentient orange ballsack made a decree like a child emperor. And then the CEO of Google just fell to his knees, whimpering, “y— yes sire. I’ll change the maps.”
fell down the stairs today. why is it called a flight of stairs if gravity is fighting against me. a cruel joke. I was born to step step step and yet I am in my thunk thunk thunk era.
My boss really knows how to start an email
If I was an Uber driver I would just lie. I would become a pathological liar. Tell the most unhinged stories about myself and my life. I used to run an alpaca farm. My mom got me 42 goldfish and they all died within 3 days so now I have attachment issues.
My brother’s boyfriend had his younger cousins visiting him in NYC and one of the things they requested to do was go see where Luigi shot the United Healthcare CEO. It was on their list right in between the Statue of Liberty and The Empire State Building.
I don’t enjoy working a corporate job but I have to admit that whenever I lead a call and someone messages me after saying, “great job leading that meeting.” I’m like, thank you for the crumb that sustains me as I starve. thank you for being my candle in the darkness.
