performance @sentry.io | ex-Datadog, ex-WebPageTest
Sinner saint no shame. Writer comedian guy.
head of creative at www.sublime.app
head of writing at botharetrue.substack.com - absurd vlunerable essays that one person called "not bad actually"
i live, laugh, love in asheville, nc
Vids: https://www.instagram.com/jordanuhl_/
@itgetsworse.net
📍: los angeles
Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special NOW ON YOUTUBE
Host of The Downside Podcast
If I have to post on another one of these things I’m gonna kms
nothing much to report thanks for asking
Creative director and comedy writer.
Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
posting jokes while the world burns
my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
i have an iphone which allows me to do this
Menswear writer. Editor at Put This On. Words at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter.
If you have a style question, search:
https://dieworkwear.com/ | https://putthison.com/start-here/
default ringtone / full volume
1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Words. Author of THE NORMAL GUY and others.
Everyone is riding their own horse. New here from x dot com.
Co-founder Cracked. Co-host Daily Zeitgeist. Head of Comedy iHeart.
come waste your time with me
Another app for me to be kinda funny sometimes. Fan of (mostly) terrible sports teams. 2x VCU grad. “Be curious, not judgmental”
The contemptible Tim Onion.
they/she | alcoholic in recovery | probably an Australian (sorry)
1 Month 🎉🥺
contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
just body after body busting out of shit wood and hittin pavement
throw your body on the apparatus
I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)
cashapp: $gazpachomachine | I'm the Shower Food Review guy | gazpachomachine@gmail.com
https://linktr.ee/gazpachomachine
i enjoy good beers and bad jokes
♡ rise from your grave ♡ 18+ minors dni ♡
hanging out
https://linktr.ee/avantnard
live from Minnesota
my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
designer of something.
test: one. two. three. four.
letterboxd.com/lincnotfound
Mostly sports, sometimes jokes
Simpsons writer
comedy for and by one mother of color
I just do whatever the cats tell me to
Wannabe Buff Guy, Cat Dad, Washed Up Niche Internet Micro Celebrity.
18+ https://linktr.ee/crankin69
I love three things above all else:
1. Jill
2. Our dogs
3. Falling asleep to Bob’s Burgers
husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin
https://linktr.ee/roxanegay
Writer, editor, publisher, professor. Some people call me a bad feminist and by some people I mean me.
i am a duck
my quackies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pjlj7rxpeixscsrjioewcrk7/feed/aaabpnfys7eei
33. Buffalover living in CO. Hozier devotee. If you ever speak to me in Spanish please use the formal usted.
chicago. hootietheeowl on twitter
Bluesky??? The skies are always blue when I’m with you
Care to buy me a coffee?
buymeacoffee.com/johndarbyd
I just really like my cat tbh
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Affiliate of Twitch 🫡 twitch.tv/aubviouslynot
(she/her) 18+
Just a girl with social media
Justky1018.com
i am the world's fastest classically trained clown
Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines
The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
just happy to be included
Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
supportive parent energy | she/they | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | send hand pics
inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
MIW || Cardinals baseball (most of the time) || Dala || 28 || she/her
i’m basically like if a girl was
We are out here
https://boxd.it/2yGNh
Idk man im just here to eat pizookies and kick ass
@whoaitstyler on twitter btw
Failed cumedian, mediocre husband and lover, I was funny one time and have been riding the high ever since. Voted “world’s sexiest eunuch” in 2023 and 2024!
Wicked Witch of the Wild West aka Hanna aka Aspens
The world’s first graphic designer/beautiful woman
preschool teacher and human trash fire looking for 1000 of my closest friends
31 | books | games | writing | she/they
affiliate on: twitch.tv/okiecorri
u already know
https://boxd.it/1Kcuz
just being a silly lil guy
LinkedIn hate account. i am the babadook
he/they
stock photo sad (🕺<—- that’s him)
Anxious girl in an anxious world
died penniless and insane
hello it's me Suki from the "other app"
Board certified shitposter
(out of work) Actor, (wannabe) Comedian, (mediocre) Friend
host of the tonight show with jimmy fallon
Writer. Illustrator. Joto.
Super desperate for you to like me
Oh hey!
Commission contact: flymiamibro22@gmail.com
(they/she/he)
Ex-philosopher, ex-Tweeter.
Email: info@contrapoints.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him
We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible.
ocasiocortez.com