For some reason, one of my dogs is very sad about this whole Kristi Noem fall from grace..
06.03.2026 04:49
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For some reason, one of my dogs is very sad about this whole Kristi Noem fall from grace..
A comfort system that works. For a few minutes anyway. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/navigating...
For those keeping track, we're considering a war with Iran that would undoubtedly cost billions. Trump's attack on Venezuela and drug-boat-bombing campaign have cost billions already. Trump just promised $10 billion to the Board of Peace grift. And people can't afford health insurance.
Sorry to blow my own horn, (or to mention that I don't even own a horn) but I was ahead of this idea of TV programming for pets BY 30 PLUS YEARS! And I had better ideas for shows for them too!!
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More STUFF from me, including a few of these.
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I can't explain why this amuses me but....my new hobby is talking to AI chat bots on corporate websites like I think they are a real person who is writing to me. As if there has ever been a human alive who EVER spoke or wrote like this.
Yes, yes...it's Valentine's Day. But let's keep our eyes on what is really important this time of year. SQUIRREL SEASON HAS BEGUN!
Wow. THAT's a great one!
I shoulda. But after spending time with them, I knew they deserved more.
I was skeptical at first but I seriously think they are ready for a netflix special.
That is why you are widely known as The Great One. Just a reminder: Remember to boil your ring when it eventually makes its way back to you.
Congratulations on your win this evening. Do they mail you your ring or do you go pick it up somewhere?
Super Bowl Sunday is my favorite day of the year because I can go ANYWHERE I WANT and there is NO ONE ELSE AROUND! No lines! No problems! PERFECT!
WaPost journalists learned they'd been fired in an
e mail that was either titled "Your role has been eliminated by today's workforce reductions." or"Your role has not been impacted by today's workforce reductions." in case you wondered if they exercised any amt of what used to be called "humanity."
I wrote a new thing. Spoiler alert: It is pro mice. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/of-mice-an...
Yeah. I thought so too!
None of us will.
Quick. Go pitch it to Paramount before they change ownership.
New candidate for the funniest thing in 2026. At least this week. It just showed up on my Google search page.
I wrote a little something about the amazing Catherine O'Hara.
I wrote a piece...i believe they call it "an appreciation"... about one of my comedy heroes: Ms.Catherine O'Hara.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Awww. THanks. And I have been loving all your substack pieces. So rare for someone such as yourself, so renown for your football feats of greatness, to also excel at writing! Kudos.
I wrote a piece...i believe they call it "an appreciation"... about one of my comedy heroes: Ms.Catherine O'Hara.
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
When was this?
And here, for your information, is PART 2. You're welcoe merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/more-of-th...
In case you feel that you need to catch up on your homework....Here is Part One. (You're welcome.) merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/its-all-th...
Who better to help you through FASHION WEEKS than I? Answer: no one. Here is PART TWO: merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/more-of-th...
