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Tiktok rage baiting me with some guy telling women how to act and behave to attract men and it works every time.

Live look at me at Fisherman's Wharf

So wearing this dress makes me feel like I'm only a trenchcoat, tie, and perhaps a pair of Converse away from being a genderswapped goth time lord.

The margins in which he lost 2020 were uncomfortably small, but he won 2024 with over 100k votes, so I'm not sure what the angle is. We've had Republican financed audits that confirmed the results.

When the time comes, I hope Arizona stands with California. Perhaps that's why dump ass wants our voter records so badly, so he knows who else to punish and where next.

So were these overkill Venezuelan drug boat operations a drone test for accuracy when they inevitably start dropping hellfire bombs on their own citizens?

So suddenly the FBI has intelligence about "drone strikes" in California? As in famously opposed to this administration California? Iran has ZERO reason to strike CA. If "Bush did 9/11," Trump is about to do The Oscars.

They absolutely must not change a single damn thing about the soundtrack. Nujabes gave us perfection and they need to honor his legacy. Full stop. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Can't wait to be disappointed again by Netflix after massively fumbling Cowboy Bebop.

Bungee cord? Someone was for sure desperate to silence some folks. Witches make do but bungee cord is for sure a first. 😆

This one is actually so good and really does taste like juice and I love me some cran-gurp Welch's. Even better there's no sugar.

Yeah, I agree. Same as 30 Rock. The shtick got overplayed.

Same, did not enjoy but Daniel was hilarious, especially in the "Marvel" movie scene he was directing. Also that's actually not in character, apparently Tracy took Daniel to a Knicks game.

Meddling ass bitches need the wood chipper too.

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.

trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️

republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️

“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️

naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️

villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️

powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️

list goes on

Not to turn in to a Daniel Radcliffe stan account but #LGM. 😌 🧡💙

At this point it's literally all of them. J6ers, MAGA influencers, and every gravy seal cosplaying a tough guy. Jesus Christ on a bike.

What new horrors have the Trump administration unleashed upon us today?

The people of Minnesota have taken ti forming musical traffic jams to make ICE live as inconveniently as possible

ICE will lose to the will of We The People

If you refuse to criticize any sort of politician, I don’t value your opinion on anything. They all work for us and should be criticized regularly.

It’s not meant to be an easy job. It is literally life and death for so many people in this country.

Alexa, play the Italian national anthem.

youtu.be/6q-7oI_h5t8?...

Even the Christians do return to sender spells.

I know it's cringe to say adulting but I've had enough adulting for a while with all this car nonsense and last minute trip planning.

I have a Nissan Altima. The thing feels like driving a boat. Good god.

Allie has been dropped off at the auto repair shop and now waiting on my rental car. Please don't give me a Malibu. 🥲

This is a matriarchal religious experience.

Nope. 😪

Like yeah I need a new front bumper but I hit a tire tread on the freeway going 80 and couldn't swerve to avoid it because of traffic so I had no choice but to hit it head on. See? I understand the trolley problem which is why my politics are better than yours.

Gotta go drop my car off at the repair shop and pick a rental up. Geico really lowballed the repair cost. I don't think they expect you to go get an inspection prior to their estimate. They didn't even quote the skid plate which got ripped off or the radiator that got dented. 😒